GordonD Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'. It actually contained TEN. Result! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, GordonD said: Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'. It actually contained TEN. Result! I hope you had plenty of sausage, egg, black pudding, haggis, mushroom and beans to go with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'. It actually contained FOUR. Raging. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 22 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'. It actually contained FOUR. Raging. At least you now know which rotten cnut got your missing three! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 At least you now know which rotten cnut got your missing three! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 minute ago, throbber said: I don't think GordonD actually looks like that.. he's more of a cross between Hans Moleman and Ned Flanders... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I don't think GordonD actually looks like that.. he's more of a cross between Hans Moleman and Ned Flanders... My avatar is actually a good resemblance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 My avatar is actually a good resemblance.Jaundice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 My avatar is actually a good resemblance.Speccy speccy four eyes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 1 hour ago, GordonD said: My avatar is actually a good resemblance. Jaundice? Very mild case, when I was about six. 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 1 hour ago, GordonD said: My avatar is actually a good resemblance. Speccy speccy four eyes Since I was about six. Here, you don't think there's a connection? Nah, the jaundice was probably contracted from the school toilets, which were so fucking honking they'd have put a Second Division club to shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Since I was about six. Here, you don't think there's a connection? Nah, the jaundice was probably contracted from the school toilets, which were so fucking honking they'd have put a Second Division club to shame.My daughter had jaundice when she was born. She was small, round and yellow. We called her melonie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Almost home.Anyone want some fentanyl? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairyBaws Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I just enrolled for my honours year at uni. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 22 hours ago, GordonD said: But you've hung it upside down. Expect war to break out at any minute. Hadn't noticed that. Was accidentally stoned to f**k as had been in a huge cloud of dope smoke all evening. Fortunately I found a half-eaten olive and pineapple pizza to tuck into when I got home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I joined p&b ten years ago today, its been educational, informative, hilarious and at times a bit scary.After a bit of research it would appear that 10 years on p&b is called a mushroom supper anniversary.Anybody know what a 20th p&b anniversary is called? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, stevieKTID said: I joined p&b ten years ago today, its been educational, informative, hilarious and at times a bit scary. After a bit of research it would appear that 10 years on p&b is called a mushroom supper anniversary. Anybody know what a 20th p&b anniversary is called? 1 - year - The Iron Cross (in honour of throbber) 10 years - The Mushroom Supper 20 years - The Hunchback 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 19 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Hadn't noticed that. Was accidentally stoned to f**k as had been in a huge cloud of dope smoke all evening. Fortunately I found a half-eaten olive and pineapple pizza to tuck into when I got home. I'm hoping you meant you found it in the fridge when you got home, not that you found it on the pavement and planned to tuck into it when you got home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Just now, GordonD said: I'm hoping you meant you found it in the fridge when you got home, not that you found it on the pavement and planned to tuck into it when you got home. It was in the kitchen. The nipper (home alone) had ordered a pizza but had kindly left some out for me. The dog may have had a go at it first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 23 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: I joined p&b ten years ago today, its been educational, informative, hilarious and at times a bit scary. After a bit of research it would appear that 10 years on p&b is called a mushroom supper anniversary. Anybody know what a 20th p&b anniversary is called? Anyone reaching the 20th anniversary will receive a tv from Div (volume control is bust but, at that price, you couldn't turn it down). Pick up 12 Ruel Street. Bring yer maw. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, stevieKTID said: I joined p&b ten years ago today, its been educational, informative, hilarious and at times a bit scary. After a bit of research it would appear that 10 years on p&b is called a mushroom supper anniversary. Anybody know what a 20th p&b anniversary is called? Revelation. You get to find out which accounts Div has been using as his alter egos. Spoiler Magee and 8mile to boost the Sunday traffic. Edited August 12, 2019 by welshbairn 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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