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Portobello is probably one of the nicest places in Edinburgh tbf. 

They probably hid them as soon as they saw Philpy come in.

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1 hour ago, throbber said:

Watching blind date on channel 5 right now and there are 2 slim and nice looking girls and 1 utter bush pig. They don’t even look like the same species.

 

Really?     Wow!!!

Thanks for sharing that with us.

:)

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Throbber would probably f**k a pint glass filled with razor blades for a shot at the woman he denigrated.

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Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message.

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14 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message.

And did she do a runner when she saw you with her glasses on?

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12 minutes ago, GordonD said:

And did she do a runner when she saw you with her glasses on?

I'm a solid 8/10 mate.

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2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I'm a solid 8/10 mate.

Were you not dating a young thing? 

Absolutely no discrimination from Bert. Kudos. 

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3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message.

I hope you gave her a good seeing to and didn't have an ageist freak out and ran away.

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Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message.
At least her being able to take her teeth out would have had it's benefits?

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39 minutes ago, Dele said:

Were you not dating a young thing? 

Absolutely no discrimination from Bert. Kudos. 

 

24 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

I hope you gave her a good seeing to and didn't have an ageist freak out and ran away.

 

17 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:
3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:
Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message.

At least her being able to take her teeth out would have had it's benefits?

Unfortunately, she had to take her child ( or grandchild perhaps) to school this morning so I did not venture  her sheltered accommodation. In an ironic twist of fate, once she left the pub, I moved on to another pub and arranged a date with a girl 12 years younger than me (I'm 37 for the record, I'm no Turboshandy), what a time to be alive.

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Unfortunately, she had to take her child ( or grandchild perhaps) to school this morning so I did not venture  her sheltered accommodation. In an ironic twist of fate, once she left the pub, I moved on to another pub and arranged a date with a girl 12 years younger than me (I'm 37 for the record, I'm no Turboshandy), what a time to be alive.



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Thank f**k somebody got it, I thought it might have been that but saw nothing on You Tube from the intro sequences so discounted it.

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