Enigma Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Being told that you asked a random bird 'what would you do if I was inside you' while buckled on Saturday night is never good. Ah well, until next week. The moon is an orange colour just now. I noticed this too! Strange! Conspiracy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I'm in the Emirates lounge in Auckland Airport on my way to Kuala Lumpur to see the wife for the first time in 13 weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I have now been on P&B for a whole year! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I have now been on P&B for a whole year! Well done sunshine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 The woman who lives on the floor below is MILFtastic and seems to get hotter every time I see her. In conversation she used the phrase 'a handsome young man like you....' In my mind at least, I'm in there I think you need to have a cooking or laundry disaster and knock on her door for 'help' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Just to warn anyone in Glasgow city centre tomorrow that i plan to wear my shorts at work It will not be a pretty site Don't do it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I have now been on P&B for a whole year! Time too retire then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 The woman who lives on the floor below is MILFtastic and seems to get hotter every time I see her. In conversation she used the phrase 'a handsome young man like you....' In my mind at least, I'm in there Forget it, Ad Lib is probably banging her senseless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Time too retire then Mind when I first joined people thought I followed you around and only posted when you did? Good times.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I think she has someone on the go. Aye, there's some p***k with a purple convertable that parks in the space next to me. I think he's banging her. He leaves his manky, sclaffed trainers outside her door when he's there and it annoys me that he has such poor taste in trainers. However, he seems to be there for a few days straight and then doesn't appear again for a few weeks so there's definitely room for another lothario to sneak in there. I think you need to have a cooking or laundry disaster and knock on her door for 'help' In what sounds like the start of a porno, I went down to ask for a screwdriver when I was needing to attach the TV to its bracket/stand. Unfortunately, I was loaned a screwdriver, fixed up the TV and promptly returned it with no intercourse on offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 Aye, there's some p***k with a purple convertable that parks in the space next to me. I think he's banging her. He leaves his manky, sclaffed trainers outside her door when he's there and it annoys me that he has such poor taste in trainers. However, he seems to be there for a few days straight and then doesn't appear again for a few weeks so there's definitely room for another lothario to sneak in there. so true about the trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 Had a cursory check to see how much it would cost me to get a year's car insurance on a 1969 Rover 2000 on a price comparison website. One of the quotes shown below... Now granted this was the highest quote, and the cheapest quote was under 1/8 of that price on pretty similar terms, but JFC on a bike... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Had a cursory check to see how much it would cost me to get a year's car insurance on a 1969 Rover 2000 on a price comparison website. One of the quotes shown below... Now granted this was the highest quote, and the cheapest quote was under 1/8 of that price on pretty similar terms, but JFC on a bike... Did you list Fudge as an additional driver with the occupation chubby chaser? Might explain the exorbitant quote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I was feeling all happy 5 minutes ago, then bam I felt sick and not in the mood for anything, Am I a woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Did you list Fudge as an additional driver with the occupation chubby chaser? Might explain the exorbitant quote. I am not a 'chubby chaser'. 80%+ of the girls I've had any sexual contact with have not been chubby. Don't discriminate against them, that's all I'm saying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I am not a 'chubby chaser'. 80%+ of the girls I've had any sexual contact with have not been chubby. Don't discriminate against them, that's all I'm saying. Fair points. L4L will now be desperately trying to work out how many girls you have to have had sexual contact with for 80%+ to become a valid statistic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Fair points. L4L will now be desperately trying to work out how many girls you have to have had sexual contact with for 80%+ to become a valid statistic. I'm not even sure what 'sexual contact' actually includes. They define it on Jeremy Kyle during the lie detector questions though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Anything from a kiss to intercourse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Anything from a kiss to intercourse. There's things inbetween? Pray tell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 So I'm told, it's the "kiss" part that's confused me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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