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5 minutes ago, Tynierose said:

A smelly manky b*****d just came out the bogs after a shite and had the audacity to not was his hands.

Cheers for that, bloody weegies.

He probably used wet wipes for his hands and arse

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3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:
I'm currently chain eating ice lollies because my freezer's broken.

What you planning to do with the Turkey Dinosaurs m9?

Quite alarmed by this post since I bought a bag of them on Monday, but if they don't make it it's no big loss.

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2 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

A school I teach at has had three confirmed cases of tuberculosis today.

hope it doesn't spread to your other schools

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1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said:
1 hour ago, Adam101 said:
hope it doesn't spread to your other schools

That one's all right, but there are one or two others I wouldn't mind not having to return to.

Just be the host for the virus, we had 2 folk off work with the whopping cough while we are on victorian illnesses

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19 hours ago, Tynierose said:

A smelly manky b*****d just came out the bogs after a shite and had the audacity to not was his hands.

Cheers for that, bloody weegies.

One of the reasons I hate touching toilet door handles and always use a paper towel when doing so.

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I have never before seen the sheer number and mutantness (yes, it is a word) as I have today. The patrons in the Sainsbury food court next to Hamilton’s stadium ground are unlike any supposed humans I have ever seen. Even worse than the staunch fellows who frequent Ibrox. It seems to be the place where intelligence, decent conversation, fashion, and basic cleanliness is expunged at the door.

katsu curry was shite too.

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1 hour ago, mathematics said:

I have never before seen the sheer number and mutantness (yes, it is a word) as I have today. The patrons in the Sainsbury food court next to Hamilton’s stadium ground are unlike any supposed humans I have ever seen. Even worse than the staunch fellows who frequent Ibrox. It seems to be the place where intelligence, decent conversation, fashion, and basic cleanliness is expunged at the door.

katsu curry was shite too.

If you think that's bad, you should see the clientele of the "restaurant" in Asda.

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52 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

If you think that's bad, you should see the clientele of the "restaurant" in Asda.

I've been in Wolverhampton this week.

 Civilisation has come here to die.

In Bradford I thought I'd seen Hell, but it was only Hades.

This unremitting shite hole really is the end of the world.

£2.55 a pint though.

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I've been in Wolverhampton this week.
 Civilisation has come here to die.
In Bradford I thought I'd seen Hell, but it was only Hades.
This unremitting shite hole really is the end of the world.
£2.55 a pint though.
Me and the Mrs Romeo were in Derry yesterday, that's a complete shithole.
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3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I've been in Wolverhampton this week.

 Civilisation has come here to die.

In Bradford I thought I'd seen Hell, but it was only Hades.

This unremitting shite hole really is the end of the world.

£2.55 a pint though.

Closest to hell I've been was Richmond in Yorkshire. Wealthy Tory market town, William Hague's route to power. Around Midnight it was fat girls lying in the gutters, fannys splayed, and fights and blood all over the place. Stayed in Wolverhampton, maybe the gloomiest place I've been but think more like purgatory than hell.

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