Honest Saints Fan Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Got accepted for a blue badge today. Can now park closer to the shops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I can't stand MasterChef - hate it with a loathing I just can't begin to describe. Nuff said? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Got accepted for a blue badge today. Can now park closer to the shops Fetch my stick, Margaret! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Grandson nr 3 came up and cut the lawns for us yesterday. Much appreciated. This girlfriend of his seems to be a steadying influence on him. Mind you, a typhoon would be a steadying influence on him... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 What sort of mentalist would get married more than once?!The kind that really, really likes wedding cake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I've made the mistake.if coming to Mediacity in Manchester when United are at home to Southampton.....gammon everywhere.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Don’t think you’ll read a more depressing article than this https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/mar/02/children-sex-tourists-leave-behind-fathers-visited-philippines 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Mrs broke her ankle earlier when out walking the dog (she’s blaming the dog). Needed four emergency vehicles including a rescue team from Larbert with a 6 wheel ATV thing. Was like a cross between an episode of Fireman Sam and Casualty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs broke her ankle earlier when out walking the dog (she’s blaming the dog). Needed four emergency vehicles including a rescue team from Larbert with a 6 wheel ATV thing. Was like a cross between an episode of Fireman Sam and Casualty. Your life will be a misery for the next six weeks, she'll be ringing a wee bell wanting sweeties and cups of tea and various shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 An excellent new slant on the 'she walked into a door' excuse. Great effort IMO. The reality is a bit more like that scene in Misery, I'm sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Mrs broke her ankle earlier when out walking the dog (she’s blaming the dog). Needed four emergency vehicles including a rescue team from Larbert with a 6 wheel ATV thing. Was like a cross between an episode of Fireman Sam and Casualty. Am sure I saw that episode of Taggart. Husband tries to kill wife to get life assurance money, dumps her body in the middle of nowhere, wife not actually dead, found by passing dog walkers, rescued, husband arrested whilst surfing P&B.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Your life will be a misery for the next six weeks, she'll be ringing a wee bell wanting sweeties and cups of tea and various shit. That’s what she was like anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That’s what she was like anyway. Have things taken a turn for the worse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Have things taken a turn for the worse? She filled four puke buckets after all the Ketamine and Morphine they gave her but she’s sitting up in bed now and has anopther operation in morning. Second time lucky... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She filled four puke buckets after all the Ketamine and Morphine they gave her but she’s sitting up in bed now and has anopther operation in morning. Second time lucky... What did she fill them with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 55 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs broke her ankle earlier when out walking the dog (she’s blaming the dog). Needed four emergency vehicles including a rescue team from Larbert with a 6 wheel ATV thing. Was like a cross between an episode of Fireman Sam and Casualty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Am sure I saw that episode of Taggart. Husband tries to kill wife to get life assurance money, dumps her body in the middle of nowhere, wife not actually dead, found by passing dog walkers, rescued, husband arrested whilst surfing P&B.... Cue the bass, do do do do do do doooo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, GordonD said: That was it! One big thing appeared, a ramp came down and out came an all terrain buggy. They were talking about getting a helicopter but managed to lower off this banking with ropes in a stretcher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: What did she fill them with? Puke! She was convinced she was in a cartoon. Mad eyes from the K. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Mrs broke her ankle earlier when out walking the dog (she’s blaming the dog). Needed four emergency vehicles including a rescue team from Larbert with a 6 wheel ATV thing. Was like a cross between an episode of Fireman Sam and Casualty. What the hell did the bold Rents do? After licking his wounds from the beating Muffy dished out to him, he decided to take it out on your wife? I find that hard to believe! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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