welshbairn Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: A quick scan suggests they've picked up on all the usual environmental cliches about concrete and at one point made the leap from "using concrete" to "increased criminal activity". Seems legit. Read somewhere that in a couple of hundred thousand years or so, assuming we'd have long since died out, the only thing that will indicate that we ever existed will be a thin layer of concrete in geological formations. Maybe it was a couple of million years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Read somewhere that in a couple of hundred thousand years or so, assuming we'd have long since died out, the only thing that will indicate that we ever existed will be a thin layer of concrete in geological formations. Maybe it was a couple of million years. Hopefully green or pink in colour! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Read somewhere that in a couple of hundred thousand years or so, assuming we'd have long since died out, the only thing that will indicate that we ever existed will be a thin layer of concrete in geological formations. Maybe it was a couple of million years. And some scraps of green jeans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 32 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: A quick scan suggests they've picked up on all the usual environmental cliches about concrete and at one point made the leap from "using concrete" to "increased criminal activity". Seems legit. You would say that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 And some scraps of green jeans. Three million Nokia phones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 32 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: And some scraps of green jeans. Three million Nokia phones ...still with some charge. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Just watching a program about extreme surgery where a scantily-clad transgender stand-up comedian just invited his 3 kids to see his first performance since his breast augmentation. Standing on stage talking about his new DD boobs and that he did it for his kids. I don't think his son is going to have it easy at school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I don't think his son is going to have it easy at school. Certain schools young boys rarely do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 12 hour flight from Bangkok to Frankfurt. Missus is spewing before getting on and I started spewing a couple of hours in. No sleep and spewed hugely (into a sick bag thankfully) when breakfast came round.Both of us lying in bed dying since we got home about 8 hours ago.Don't eat from the Center Mall, Victory Square food court,Bangkok.Was bad enough I was shitting only every two days on average but this was a hellish trip back. Never leaving NRW again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 30 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Just watching a program about extreme surgery where a scantily-clad transgender stand-up comedian just invited his 3 kids to see his first performance since his breast augmentation. Standing on stage talking about his new DD boobs and that he did it for his kids. I don't think his son is going to have it easy at school. Kids these days can be a bit less uptight about things like that. "I saw your dad's new tits. They're really nice". "Thanks mate", could be how it goes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 53 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 12 hour flight from Bangkok to Frankfurt. Missus is spewing before getting on and I started spewing a couple of hours in. No sleep and spewed hugely (into a sick bag thankfully) when breakfast came round. Both of us lying in bed dying since we got home about 8 hours ago. Don't eat from the Center Mall, Victory Square food court,Bangkok. Was bad enough I was shitting only every two days on average but this was a hellish trip back. Never leaving NRW again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 [emoji38]Probably karma for my helicopter joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Just now, Stellaboz said: 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Probably karma for my helicopter joke. No doubt. A vile comment that had me reeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: 12 hour flight from Bangkok to Frankfurt. Missus is spewing before getting on and I started spewing a couple of hours in. No sleep and spewed hugely (into a sick bag thankfully) when breakfast came round. Both of us lying in bed dying since we got home about 8 hours ago. Don't eat from the Center Mall, Victory Square food court,Bangkok. Was bad enough I was shitting only every two days on average but this was a hellish trip back. Never leaving NRW again. Note to self: Refuse ever to sit next to a Scots/German couple again on a plane. What's NRW? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Note to self: Refuse ever to sit next to a Scots/German couple again on a plane. What's NRW?Sie kommt aus Ungarn.North Rhine - Westphalia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Those Germans with their catchy airport names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Kids these days can be a bit less uptight about things like that. "I saw your dad's new tits. They're really nice". "Thanks mate", could be how it goes. You could be right. They were a cracking pair of tits tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Kids these days can be a bit less uptight about things like that. "I saw your dad's new tits. They're really nice". "Thanks mate", could be how it goes. ^^^ Caitlyn Jenner likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: You could be right. They were a cracking pair of tits tbf. I went out with a lassie who had excema. She had cracking tits. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 A genuine protest outside Parliament today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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