GordonD Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 31 minutes ago, ah-dee said: about time someone shows some innovation with hard boiled eggs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Have you seen the 1976 film “In the Realm of the Senses?”. A Japanese lad and his lady fiend find an interesting use for them. Aye no corrida, a whimsical tale about Geordies converting houses to flats. Edited February 8, 2019 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 06/02/2019 at 13:30, Boghead ranter said: Sitting on my lunch break 'touching cloth', with only 10 mins until I'm due back at my desk, so I can go for a shite on the firm's time. The difficult thing is waiting a while when back at your desk before going to the shitter, because if you went straight away everyone would be asking why you couldn’t have went on your break. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, IainMorton said: The difficult thing is waiting a while when back at your desk before going to the shitter, because if you went straight away everyone would be asking why you couldn’t have went on your break. Yeah, I allowed ~10 mins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I've just worked out that, when making an egg piece, if you slice the egg longways rather than sideways, the slices fit into the bread a lot more efficiently. You should patent that idea...oh wait! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You should patent that idea...oh wait! My dear old mum used to have one of them! I could just about play Stairway to Heaven on it. Edited February 8, 2019 by Boghead ranter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: My dear old mum used to have one of them! Well how come you don't know how to slice a fucking egg then? Anyway, mash them up with some butter and spread on your piece. Edited February 8, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 You should patent that idea...oh wait!what voodoo is this? that yolks well attached to the white 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 58 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You should patent that idea...oh wait! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) I sent a letter special delivery yesterday, the Post Office wanted £18.36 guaranteed by 9am, or £6.50 by 1pm. I opted for the £6.50 option, my letter was delivered at 08:15. Bunch of chancers. Edited February 8, 2019 by Zen Archer for being a dozy c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 I sent a letter special delivery yesterday, the Post Office wanted £18.36 guaranteed by 9pm, or £6.50 by 1pm. I opted for the £6.50 option, my letter was delivered at 08:15. Bunch of chancers.Go and shit through one of their post boxes, that will teach them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I sent a letter special delivery yesterday, the Post Office wanted £18.36 guaranteed by 9pm, or £6.50 by 1pm. I opted for the £6.50 option, my letter was delivered at 08:15. Bunch of chancers. Seems odd that they'd charge more for a later delivery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: Seems odd that they'd charge more for a later delivery. Fucksake, well spotted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Ryan Giggs' brother is the new brand ambassador for Paddy Power. I shit you not, this is possibly the best thing I have ever seen. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Ryan Giggs' brother is the new brand ambassador for Paddy Power. I shit you not, this is possibly the best thing I have ever seen. That is marvellous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Wandering Cock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 This week's helping of Dumfries Motorists: The Worst in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: This week's helping of Dumfries Motorists: The Worst in Scotland. That sort of shit goes on outside the gym I go to all the time ( for fellow seaside leaguers, across the road from Ochilview). There's a small car park right outside (shared with a couple of shops), and a massive Asda car park about 100m away. If all spaces are taken, then the parent/child and disabled spaces get taken. They're full too? No worries, just park on the disabled access pavement. You're going to the gym FFS, why are you worrying about walking an extra 100m? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Saw Jimeoin at the Pavilion in Glasgow tonight. Superb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: This week's helping of Dumfries Motorists: The Worst in Scotland. That pink car's quite inventively managed not to get in anyone's way if the car park is full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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