NJ2 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 I was just kidding - urinating is just for the bathroom and maybe the bedroom. Bet you’re thinking about trying it next time though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Oh not really, I just use my butler to scrape off ice from the side windows if I haven't already pre-heated the car (it has an app you can use to fire it up and get it warmed up/cooled down as required). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Oh not really, I just use my bank card to scrape off ice from the side windows if I haven't already pre-heated the car (it has an app you can use to fire it up and get it warmed up/cooled down as required). Getting a Volvo S90 next month with this facility. Looking forward to going out day after day next winter only to realise I have forgotten to switch it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: This morning I saw a woman pouring a jug of hot water over her frosted car windscreen. Sadly the screen never cracked but maybe next time. Presumably the water wasn't boiling. Utter laziness that could end up costing her however much a new windscreen is. I do this with tepid water from the tap. Works a treat rather than scraping. Im out the door. quick splash and into the car whilst Moira up the road is furiously bashing away with her frozen hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Getting a Volvo S90 next month with this facility. Looking forward to going out day after day next winter only to realise I have forgotten to switch it on. I almost always forget. Infuriatingly, the app doesn't allow you to pre-heat the steering wheel so you have to press the button when you get in. ETA - that's a very tasteful vehicle Grandbags. Edited February 6, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Sitting on my lunch break 'touching cloth', with only 10 mins until I'm due back at my desk, so I can go for a shite on the firm's time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Sitting on my lunch break 'touching cloth', with only 10 mins until I'm due back at my desk, so I can go for a shite on the firm's time.Eating food whilst bursting for a shite is a skill I have never mastered.Once that sphincter starts twitching, Usain Bolt would find it difficult to beat me to the traps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 I do this with tepid water from the tap. Works a treat rather than scraping. Im out the door. quick splash and into the car whilst Moira up the road is furiously bashing away with her frozen hands. . 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 I was awoken abruptly last night by the current future Mrs Connolly suffering a bout of sleep Tourette's, and screaming that "Pippi Longstocking can go f**k herself". While this was obviously shocking at the time, as I've thought more about it today, I'm concerned that despite the fact Ms Longstocking has never done anything to hurt me, I can't help but agree with the sentiment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 14 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This classic: Around the time this was first broadcast I was working in a call centre in Glasgow. A few of the boys in there spent half their day phoning random extension numbers in the building and if the phone was answered, would say "Requiem" in that voice and then immediately hang up. Got some very strange reactions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rugster Posted February 6, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Getting a Volvo S90 next month with this facility. Looking forward to going out day after day next winter only to realise I have forgotten to switch it on. Optimistic. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, Rugster said: Optimistic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Eh’ll have a double rainbow and a new caravan for me ma. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 33 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Eh’ll have a double rainbow and a new caravan for me ma. Ever notice that the outer rainbow is the inverse of the inner rainbow? (ie colours go in opposite order) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ever notice that the outer rainbow is the inverse of the inner rainbow? (ie colours go in opposite order) You’ve been doing limes of cement again haven’t you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You’ve been doing limes of cement again haven’t you. I'm surprised you didn't pull him up for assuming you didn't know what inverse meant. Not that I'm suggesting you go back and call him a condescending bassa or anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You’ve been doing limes of cement again haven’t you. You're just green with envy (green being the colour of limes). Unless you meant calcium hydroxide of course (which is a form of lime and is predominantly white). 9 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I'm surprised you didn't pull him up for assuming you didn't know what inverse meant. Not that I'm suggesting you go back and call him a condescending bassa or anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You're just green with envy (green being the colour of limes). Unless you meant calcium hydroxide of course (which is a form of lime and is predominantly white). M8 I’ve laboured for brickies and scaffolders in my youth and concrete, mortar etc is not rocket science. Some cement, shovel, sand, some stones, cement mixer. Didn’t need to consult a fucking doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 M8 I’ve laboured for brickies and scaffolders in my youth and concrete, mortar etc is not rocket science. Some cement, shovel, sand, some stones, cement mixer. Didn’t need to consult a fucking doctor. Doctor of sticky sand. Lets get some fucking perspective here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Doctor of sticky sand. Lets get some fucking perspective here. ^^^ Doctor Dwarf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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