Fudge Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I admire, nay, salute, his optimism. He was looking through their squad and assessing each of their players. David Luiz - never heard of him. Lucio - bombscare. He thought Lucio still played with Leverkusen and I didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise. Whenever he got to one of their better players, as he struggled to look for negatives he resorted to 'he's not as good as *name of WC '70 squad member*' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 a) Cocoa. b) Sleeping Pills. c) Gaffer tape a Magic Tree to you nose. d) Wash your sheets you Clarty Hoor. My other sheets are in the wash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 He was looking through their squad and assessing each of their players. David Luiz - never heard of him. Lucio - bombscare. He thought Lucio still played with Leverkusen and I didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise. Whenever he got to one of their better players, as he struggled to look for negatives he resorted to 'he's not as good as *name of WC '70 squad member*' I'm looking forward to seeing Sideshow Bob. I wonder if he'll ever have faced a striker quite like Kenny Miller though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) My other sheets are in the wash. I see, if you are a habitual bed shitter, it would benefit you to have 3 - 4 sets of bed linnen. Oh, and a washing machine. Edited March 24, 2011 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I see, if you are a habitual bed shitter, it would benefit you to have 3 - 4 sets of bed linnen. Oh, and a washing machine. I'm from Dundee not some Oil-rich country where everyone can afford 3 or 4 sheets. We're fucking lucky the bed sheets aren't our covers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Div is a legend! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 How come you're back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Was he ever away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I seen boaby the barman out the back of vodka wodka last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Thomas Rogne, who is about to make his debut for Denmark, believes playing in Old Firm games has prepared him for international football. (Daily Record) BBC have their finger on the pulse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 My mother aka Kitchen Fuhrer is at the flat. This is neither a petty thing that gets on the nerves or a reason to be cheerful because although it means the kitchen will be purged of the slightest suggestion of dust I have to put up with assertions that x, y, z is "filthy" "unacceptable" etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My mother aka Kitchen Fuhrer is at the flat. This is neither a petty thing that gets on the nerves or a reason to be cheerful because although it means the kitchen will be purged of the slightest suggestion of dust I have to put up with assertions that x, y, z is "filthy" "unacceptable" etc etc. You don't need to give him a code name, we already know that fudge is your flatmate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Im bored of everyone arsing on about the Euromillions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 You don't need to give him a code name, we already know that fudge is your flatmate. Nah he's down to London. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My mother aka Kitchen Fuhrer is at the flat. This is neither a petty thing that gets on the nerves or a reason to be cheerful because although it means the kitchen will be purged of the slightest suggestion of dust I have to put up with assertions that x, y, z is "filthy" "unacceptable" etc etc. No doubt she'll have brought the Cillit Bang for getting rid of all the filthy scum in your kitchen...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 No doubt she'll have brought the Cillit Bang for getting rid of all the filthy scum in your kitchen...... He's already told you Fudge is in London. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 (edited) No doubt she'll have brought the Cillit Bang for getting rid of all the filthy scum in your kitchen...... Ground in dirt. Edited March 25, 2011 by Ad Lib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 P&B is shit on a friday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 P&B is shit on a friday night. Go out and do something FFS. I have a reasonable excuse in that I have two essays to get done for Monday and Tuesday respectively, which means my weekend has gone to shit. That and I'm skint following my midweek trip to Kirkcaldy and getting train tickets to get me home for next week and the Easter long weekend. Go have a w**k, go play on the swings, go harass the elderly, go and drink cheap cider in the park, or whatever you usually do. Do all of them at the same time even. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Tonights Criminal minds is a wee bit Fucked up. Still good though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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