Fudge Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 My wee cousin just posted a fb status about passing her test an hour ago and she already has 62 likes Probably because there's at least 62 people that want to shag her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Probably because there's at least 62 people that want to shag her. Sweet Pete likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I was doing a shite in one of the Cotteral building's toilets up at uni today... I look to my right and see "Glasgow Area 5's, K. Thacker <----VL" This VL pish is everywhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Return train travel from Glasgow to Manchester £131 Return bus from Glasgow to Manchester £18.50 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 LOUD NOISES Gotta love Anchorman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I love lamp. Gotta love Anchorman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Return train travel from Glasgow to Manchester £131 Virgin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Virgin? He probably is. http://instantrimshot.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 23, 2011 Author Share Posted March 23, 2011 He probably is. http://instantrimshot.com/ You wouldn't know. You weren't there man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Shut it, Will. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 You wouldn't know. You weren't there man. Weren't there for what, exactly? Perhaps you can enlighten us as to the type of event that takes place to demonstrate that someone is a virgin, you being an expert in the field and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 23, 2011 Author Share Posted March 23, 2011 Weren't there for what, exactly? Perhaps you can enlighten us as to the type of event that takes place to demonstrate that someone is a virgin, you being an expert in the field and all that. You wouldn't know if he was one, because you weren't there (i.e. in his company) for the duration of all opportunities for him to lose this status. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 You wouldn't know if he was one, because you weren't there (i.e. in his company) for the duration of all opportunities for him to lose this status. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I farted when I was lying in my bed a while ago and the sheets still smell, how am I going to deal with sleeping tonight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 What a fucking pathetic argument, lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 What a fucking pathetic argument, lads. I'm only trying to make friends 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 (edited) I farted when I was lying in my bed a while ago and the sheets still smell, how am I going to deal with sleeping tonight? a) Cocoa. b) Sleeping Pills. c) Gaffer tape a Magic Tree to you nose. d) Wash your sheets you Clarty Hoor. Edited March 23, 2011 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 My dad has just claimed that he thinks Scotland will beat Brazil 'comfortably'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 My dad has just claimed that he thinks Scotland will beat Brazil 'comfortably'. I admire, nay, salute, his optimism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I was doing a shite in one of the Cotteral building's toilets up at uni today... I look to my right and see "Glasgow Area 5's, K. Thacker <----VL" This VL pish is everywhere :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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