mattydfc Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Long story short I might have a 6 year old son that I have never met. An ex girlfriend of mine contacted me at the start of the month and told me she lied about the result of a paternity test done years ago and she believes that the child is mine. Needless to say I organised and paid for a new paternity test to be done and the results are expected before the end of the week. Talk about a mind f**k. Fucking Jeremy Kyle stuff this. May sound harsh, but she's a dobber. That is a shitty situation though mate, hope it works out well for you! btw do you want the kid to be yours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 May sound harsh, but she's a dobber. That is a shitty situation though mate, hope it works out well for you! btw do you want the kid to be yours? If he does then he is a nutter. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Long story short I might have a 6 year old son that I have never met. An ex girlfriend of mine contacted me at the start of the month and told me she lied about the result of a paternity test done years ago and she believes that the child is mine. Needless to say I organised and paid for a new paternity test to be done and the results are expected before the end of the week. Talk about a mind f**k. Fucking Jeremy Kyle stuff this. On the bright side. you should be able to pick up a cheap Pars strip for the lad, it being near the end of the season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 May sound harsh, but she's a dobber. That is a shitty situation though mate, hope it works out well for you! btw do you want the kid to be yours? I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Which will be fairly soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Which will be fairly soon. Fair enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I am now a speccy four-eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I am now a speccy four-eyes. It's not all bad, no one's allowed to hit you now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I am now a speccy four-eyes. Happened to me in November. Now I can't get by without the fucking things. My thing i want to share with Pie and Bovril is that I watched A Shot At Glory the other night (it's so awful that it's compelling) and there's a part where Boaby Duvall and Batman are having a conversation about their upcoming Scottish Cup tie against Queen of the South. They check QoS most recent league result online and the result was that they beat Man U 1-0 in a First Division match. it even says they won but still played shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Happened to me in November. Now I can't get by without the fucking things. My thing i want to share with Pie and Bovril is that I watched A Shot At Glory the other night (it's so awful that it's compelling) and there's a part where Boaby Duvall and Batman are having a conversation about their upcoming Scottish Cup tie against Queen of the South. They check QoS most recent league result online and the result was that they beat Man U 1-0 in a First Division match. it even says they won but still played shite. Aye, but in SAG, Man U stands for Mankies United (from the G81 area). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Aye, but in SAG, Man U stands for Mankies United (from the G81 area). Oi! Slag the club but not the postcode! There's plenty of Sons fans from the big town you know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Happened to me in November. Now I can't get by without the fucking things. It's for short-sightedness, so I'll only be wearing them when I'm driving or at the football or looking at things far away. Hopefully I won't need them around the house or anything, and so a "dependence" won't develop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 It's for short-sightedness, so I'll only be wearing them when I'm driving or at the football or looking at things far away. Hopefully I won't need them around the house or anything, and so a "dependence" won't develop. That's how I started. Wear the fuckers all the time now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 It's for short-sightedness, so I'll only be wearing them when I'm driving or at the football or looking at things far away. Hopefully I won't need them around the house or anything, and so a "dependence" won't develop. My dad's needing to start wearing his at the FItba or start paying me interpreter's fees! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 That's how I started. Wear the fuckers all the time now My optition's told me I could do with glasses for short-sightedness but I've decided to be stubborn and refuse to wear them. Not a fan at all, and the idea of wearing contacts freaks me out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 It's for short-sightedness, so I'll only be wearing them when I'm driving or at the football or looking at things far away. Hopefully I won't need them around the house or anything, and so a "dependence" won't develop. That's what they told me in November as I'm also short sighted but very, very quickly I found I was buggered without them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 My dad's needing to start wearing his at the FItba or start paying me interpreter's fees! My mate Paul finally got his for the fitba when he asked his cousin if Chris Sutton had scored Celtics goal only to be informed it was Bobo Balde 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 It's for short-sightedness, so I'll only be wearing them when I'm driving or at the football or looking at things far away. Hopefully I won't need them around the house or anything, and so a "dependence" won't develop. Referee, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 You couldn't make it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 It's for short-sightedness, so I'll only be wearing them when I'm driving or at the football or looking at things far away. Hopefully I won't need them around the house or anything, and so a "dependence" won't develop. How short-sighted are you? I'm not very short-sighted (something like -0.75 left and -1.25 right) with a mild astigmatism. It's not deteriorated much since I first got glasses about 7 years ago but if anything is more than about 8-10 feet in the distance it's a huge blur for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 How short-sighted are you? I'm not very short-sighted (something like -0.75 left and -1.25 right) with a mild astigmatism. It's not deteriorated much since I first got glasses about 7 years ago but if anything is more than about 8-10 feet in the distance it's a huge blur for me. I'm the opposite of that. -0.75 right and -1.25 left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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