NJ2 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I bought a coat yesterday and today a button has come off it. Primark really need to whip those kids in to shape, this really won’t do! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Just now, ICTChris said: I bought a coat yesterday and today a button has come off it. Get the rest off and you've got yourself a dashing cape. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Helping my old dear move house is quite testing. At least I’m off work I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Helping my old dear move house is quite testing. At least I’m off work I suppose. Have you uncovered her sex toy collection? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Have you uncovered her sex toy collection? I’ve frequently muttered “you’re an utter dildo” to/about my step dad so I think I have, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Any idea why a house that I've only ever seen a middle aged white bloke in has this all over it?Milngavie is really going down hill. I thought I'd stumbled into the Bronx when I first clocked it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sonsteam of 08 said: Any idea why a house that I've only ever seen a middle aged white bloke in has this all over it? Milngavie is really going down hill. I thought I'd stumbled into the Bronx when I first clocked it. @KnightswoodBear is going to be pissed when he gets back from his holiday and sees what you've done to his house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Any idea why a house that I've only ever seen a middle aged white bloke in has this all over it? Milngavie is really going down hill. I thought I'd stumbled into the Bronx when I first clocked it. [mention=9645]KnightswoodBear[/mention] is going to be pissed when he gets back from his holiday and sees what you've done to his house. At least I kept it red, white and blue (and yellow) #Staunch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 (edited) PAYG and mobile data is always on? I think that might just be a tad more than £10 a month. Next he'll tell us he has roaming on at all times as well. Edited November 3, 2017 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I have 8gb a month and almost always use it all. Spotify makes a pretty big hit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I've had this phone for the past five and a half years Being online on it isn't really a priority and if I am it usually costs a large amount of pounds. 1998 called, they want their phone back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: 1998 called, they want their phone back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: @KnightswoodBear is going to be pissed when he gets back from his holiday and sees what you've done to his house. Sake. My woodshed is bigger than that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I went for one of my foulest smelling shites this morning and just seconds after I got out the ensuite toilet I heard my mother in law saying she was going to jump in the shower, then her and my girlfriend went into the shower room as my girlfriend had to show her how to turn shower on and they must have both been completely repulsed by the stench. Such a socially awkward situation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 14 hours ago, Jamaldo said: Genuinely not sure what the point of a phone contract is. Am I missing something here? Depends how much you use it obviously, but if I did PAYG I'd be spending more than on a contract. Also I always thought Miguel was a young guy, not an 80 year old man. That is utterly mental still having that as a phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 16 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've had this phone for the past five and a half years Being online on it isn't really a priority and if I am it usually costs a large amount of pounds. That's the sort of phone golfers keep hidden from their wife in their golf bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sake. My woodshed is bigger than that. You live in a big woodshed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: I went for one of my foulest smelling shites this morning and just seconds after I got out the ensuite toilet I heard my mother in law saying she was going to jump in the shower, then her and my girlfriend went into the shower room as my girlfriend had to show her how to turn shower on and they must have both been completely repulsed by the stench. Such a socially awkward situation. Just how big is this ensuite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Just how big is this ensuite? Not very, which is why i felt so uncomfortable knowing they were in there after the deposit I had just left. I didn't use the toilet closest to the sitting room as the pair of them were sat on the couch chatting and would have known exactly what i was doing in the toilet. I wish i had used that toilet now though and feel quite ashamed about it all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, throbber said: Not very, which is why i felt so uncomfortable knowing they were in there after the deposit I had just left. I didn't use the toilet closest to the sitting room as the pair of them were sat on the couch chatting and would have known exactly what i was doing in the toilet. I wish i had used that toilet now though and feel quite ashamed about it all. I expect they already both have a very low opinion of you and this is merely something they'd expect of you, rather than lowering the bar in any way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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