Rugster Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Just now, ICTChris said: When I was a student I worked as an administrator in the NHS. The lassie who did the stationary order made a mess of it one day and ended up order 10 boxes of cardboard backed envelopes with a clear window - the sort of envelope you used to get your exam results in. This resulted in an email going out to all staff requesting that these envelopes be used for all mail in the first instance as we needed to get through them I'm thinking of getting all the staff to use the defect reports on their own vehicles every day. That might reduce it to 5 years or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 (edited) I was asked to source printed cheap shopping bags for a local charity I was working for. The only firm that could make anything like the maximum price per bag was a Chinese firm, minimum order a container load, or 10 million bags. My boss said "Great, I'll put it to the board." We might have needed a hundred a week. Edited October 31, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugster said: I'm thinking of getting all the staff to use the defect reports on their own vehicles every day. That might reduce it to 5 years or so. I could give one to my wife. Expect a book a week. Chewed wheels, dinged doors, tea spilled in electrics, cyclist impact damage, wall impact damage, truck impact damage, underside damage from hitting speed bumps at warp factor 9, interior chewed by dog.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Why are the BAFTAs presented in LA? Weirdos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Going to students union on Saturday for few pints. Not been in for years. Fed up with same pubs in Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Cerberus said: Why are the BAFTAs presented in LA? Weirdos. Means Harvey can still go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Passed my yearly medical to work in Thailand today. Epilepsy Leprosy Drug addiction (amphetamines) Hepatitis -All Syphilis Alcoholism HIV HIV was an extra, don't why they tested for that! Anyway, good for you all back in Jockistan, not good for the local dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Do you need all of these for Thai residency or just some? Ok dumb f**k. I was negative in all. For residency, More hoops (not the Celtic way) to jump through, financially or politically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Ok dumb f**k. I was negative in all. For residency, More hoops (not the Celtic way) to jump through, financially or politically. Did you use someone else's piss for the alcohol test? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: Did you use someone else's piss for the alcohol test? He probably tested negative for all those ailments but positive for kennel cough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, Rugster said: Did you use someone else's piss for the alcohol test? Rugster, I pished in the cup. Real question is! I heard you were frightened of me. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Going to students union on Saturday for few pints. Not been in for years. Fed up with same pubs in Dundee Pints in the Union? Don’t do it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 minute ago, SlipperyP said: Rugster, I pished in the cup. Real question is! I heard you were frightened of me. Why? I'm not really frightened of you. It was journalistic licence for a particular posting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Rugster, I pished in the cup. Real question is! I heard you were frightened of me. Why? I am terrified of you, on behalf of all dogs worldwide. Father killing, dog flinging maniac. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Anyone who types 'lol' is a slavering moron of horrific proportions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Anyone who types 'lol' is a slavering moron of horrific proportions. I’ve heard people say it. They’re no longer with us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Just now, Jimmy85 said: I’ve heard people say it. They’re no longer with us. Good. Hopefully their corpses were mutilated and thrown in a ditch, and their family members all sterilized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Pints in the Union? Don’t do it Pints Shite?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Dalek fired for calling the BBC c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Anyone who types 'lol' is a slavering moron of horrific proportions. I'll go one better, my brother sent me a text with "lolz" (complete with quotation marks) last night. Still haven't replied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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