Bully Wee Villa Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 So long as i can see the water within a 100m radius of my front door then its classed as Leith in my book. Is that in Glasgow city centre? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Nice to see Throbber making friends. It'll be good for him, I think. On a similar note. I'm going to go down to my local brew pub for a couple of pints before I have my dinner. Any of you most of you are welcome to join me. Just scrawl "Hi P&B" on your chest so I regognise you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Shotgun said: Nice to see Throbber making friends. It'll be good for him, I think. On a similar note. I'm going to go down to my local brew pub for a couple of pints before I have my dinner. Any of you most of you are welcome to join me. Just scrawl "Hi P&B" on your chest so I regognise you. You seem like one of the few posters I'd go for a pint with without having to have a mate with a rifle on the roof across the road for insurance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Edinburgh zoo letting the pandas smoke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Always imagined Random Guy to look younger and also surprised about his intelligence level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Today I wore my jacket for the first time since April 6th. How did I know April the 6th was the last time I wore my jacket? I'll be revealing the answer at 22:30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I'm going with the obvious receipt in the pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Jimmy85 said: I'm going with the obvious receipt in the pocket. I'd imagine it was the last time he killed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 22:30 is an odd time to be let out of jail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Pearbuyerbell said: Today I wore my jacket for the first time since April 6th. How did I know April the 6th was the last time I wore my jacket? I'll be revealing the answer at 22:30. The day Moira had her divorce finalised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Hey, you know what's great? Setting off on a flight and discovering that despite you wearing headphones and reading a book, your seat neighbour wants to chat. What's even better? When they're 5 years old and their handler is obviously expecting you to entertain said child for the duration 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Did you know that vagina steaming is a no-no? What about a steaming vagina? Get to know more about your other half's squidgy bits. http://www.abc.net.au/news/health/2017-09-12/a-gynaecologists-guide-to-good-vulva-and-vagina-health/8892230 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Had an operation yesterday (not a life threatener, soz to disappoint), as the anesthetiser was putting the drugs in he gave me the old " you will start to feel a bit sleepy" speil, I was waiting for the old count down from 10 nonsense. I closed my eyes for a blink and then a nurse said my name. She said wake up, your op is done fricken unbelievable. Mental,mental, oriental drugs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 So what do we call you now? Miss Supermik? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: So what do we call you now? Miss Supermik? Nah, just call me Oi veh mik, with half a dik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 So what do we call you now? Miss Supermik? 38DDmik? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Nah, I'm a bigger tit than that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41238272 Fatty tights (and nappies and condoms) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41238272 Fatty tights (and nappies and condoms) suck up the pieces...I don't fancy that job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Head of waste networks "Matt Rimmer" [emoji38] I'll bet he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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