Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, LinkinFighter said: Sculpture looks easy thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 33 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That looks nothing like him thread for this pish. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Woosh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 3 hours ago, bennett said: Who the fcuk puts a sheep heid on a plate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: ^^^ Meant to post that in the favourite MILFs thread. Bad taste Biggie, in more ways than one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I can see where the rest of the sheep went. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 'Fit like loon, are ye coming roond for yer tea?' No thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 17 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: 'Fit like loon, are ye coming roond for yer tea?' No thank you. I don't believe there would be spare sustenance at any of their houses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 They call it supper. I'd blank refuse to acknowledge them for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I was assuming Chris was taking the piss with that. Surely to Christ that's not what Adam put up on Facebook? Yes, purely a pisstake. Mines was steamed fish, new potatoes and carrots. It was just awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Yes, purely a pisstake. Mines was steamed fish, new potatoes and carrots. It was just awful. Rather have the sheeps heid tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 45 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: They call it supper. I'd blank refuse to acknowledge them for it. They also call butteries 'rolls'. Idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 They also call butteries 'rolls'. Idiots. Eh? Naw, you're on the wrong end of that fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Eh? Naw, you're on the wrong end of that fight. Aberdonians call butteries 'rolls'. A buttery is a buttery. Edited March 29, 2017 by Allan Jacobsen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Aberdonians call butteries 'rolls'. A buttery is a buttery. You're a buttery ya Weirdo. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: You're a buttery ya Weirdo. I would not stick a bacon and sausage between two butteries. I, however, would stick them in a roll...or as the Aberdonians seem to call it - a bap. I'm Aberdonian and I'm ashamed at their (lack of) culinary prowess. Edited March 29, 2017 by Allan Jacobsen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They think its all over Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, Allan Jacobsen said: I would not stick a bacon and sausage between two butteries. I, however, would stick them in a roll...or as the Aberdonians seem to call it - a bap. I'm Aberdonian and I'm ashamed at their (lack of) culinary prowess. Sorry Allan, got to pull you up on that one. The Non-North East 'roll' is in fact called a 'softie' in Aiberdein. And for all those out with that grand place,that are interested, the Aiberdein flat bread based highly salted delicacy, (best bought from Aitkens Bakery to maximise the salt content) are called 'rowies', as in you fancy a 'rowie' or 'roll', as in you want a dollop of further salted butter on your 'rowie'?!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Lying on my bed, listening to Black Sabbath - Planet Caravan, chilling out and such. Feel a wee fart so let it out. Fart was so hot that it felt like liquid and I was immediately fearful I had just shat myself for no fucking reason. Go to the bathroom, inspect myself (clean as a whistle) but realise I need a shite. Go for a shite and out of nothing - I have a case of the skitters. I don't feel ill or anything, so I have no idea what's happening here. So to confirm, I haven't shat myself - but it was an extremely close one. Resume Planet Caravan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Rather have the sheeps heid tbh. Aye, me too. Killie Pie and chips for dinner tonight, but late as I met a friend for a drink after work. Went full blown w****r last night and had salmon with asparagus, baby new potatoes, carrots and a sort of cheese/mustard sauce. Was absolutely outstanding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 14 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Lying on my bed, listening to Black Sabbath - Planet Caravan, chilling out and such. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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