Adam Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Cock block me, ya c**t, I'll cock block you. Cheers, basically going to be forever alone, living with my cat and cry wanking myself to sleep now. I hope you're pleased with yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Just now, Adam said: Cheers, basically going to be forever alone, living with my cat and cry wanking myself to sleep now. I hope you're pleased with yourself! I told you she was a wrong'un. You didn't listen. I'm not happy so much as I am smug 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 This is very erotic reading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Just caught and released outside my first big house spider of the year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Just caught and released outside my first big house spider of the year. @KnightswoodBear loves to see photos of this type of thing. Please post a photo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, Swarley said: @KnightswoodBear loves to see photos of this type of thing. Please post a photo. Sorry Swar but unlike where you live, our spiders don't try to kill us, so, as far as I am concerned, they get to live again and I respect their right to anonymity so no photos will be forthcoming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 31 minutes ago, Swarley said: @KnightswoodBear loves to see photos of this type of thing. Please post a photo. He's a leg man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Cerberus said: Why do Scottish hills have no trees? It looks shite without trees. There was a plague of beavers in the early 1500s, they devastated the land. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 There was a plague of beavers in the early 1500s, they devastated the land. Chelsea fans wearing beaver pelts I heard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 All this talk of beavers has made choking for a ham shank and that's 4pm so I'm going home to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 @throbber https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/784507/curvy-scot-kimberly-benson-has-grappled-her-way-to-the-top-to-become-a-wrestling-superstar-in-japan/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Definite wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Seen a dog getting hit by a bus last night and I can't get the image out my head.It's definitely up there with one of the worst things I've ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do Scottish hills have no trees? It looks shite without trees. After a certain height, trees refuse to grow*. Oh and it's too windy for them in the Northern Isles, either that or they been blown to Norway.Fussy buggers those trees.* or deer, etc eat them before they get beyond saplings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Seen a dog getting hit by a bus last night and I can't get the image out my head.It's definitely up there with one of the worst things I've ever seen. I once seen a guy I went to school with getting hit by a bus and all was bothered about was the fact that he dropped his carry out. That was a fun day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 (edited) It's roasting in our office and some absolute fanny (the office jakeball) is wearing a big thick cricket jumper with a shirt underneath. Edited March 28, 2017 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 The one who has a wash the night before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 It's roasting in our office and some absolute fanny (the office jakeball) is wearing a big thick cricket jumper with a shirt underneath. Take your cricket jumper off DA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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