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Watching Jeremy Kyle this morning (i know but what else is a shift worker to do of a mid morning?) anyway, there was a lad on who's girlfriends Mum said he was cheating and going with men and all sorts. Then she said he had a rubber vagina that he used for his own pleasure, cue all the laughter from the mainly young female audience.I turned to my partner and pointed out that they had a bloody cheek as they've probably all got a wee box under the bed filled with an assortment of gadgets to pass the cold dark nights.
"Well that's different"
"how?"
"just is"
"so women can own all sorts of different implements to masturbate with but this poor fell can't have a rubber fanny?"
"yeah"
I almost had a protest w**k right there in the living room but the 26 stone woman on Jeremy Kyle was making it difficult.


Seen that as well.

Jeremy Kyle said he looked like Timmy Mallet. His burds maw said he looked like a lesbian! [emoji1]

He kind of did to be fair, but the maw had a cheek slagging anyone's appearance. Oooft.
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Seen that as well.

Jeremy Kyle said he looked like Timmy Mallet. His burds maw said he looked like a lesbian! [emoji1]

He kind of did to be fair, but the maw had a cheek slagging anyone's appearance. Oooft.


Few roasters on this morning, complete with face tattoos. Classy.
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3 hours ago, stimpy said:

Watching Jeremy Kyle this morning (i know but what else is a shift worker to do of a mid morning?) anyway, there was a lad on who's girlfriends Mum said he was cheating and going with men and all sorts. Then she said he had a rubber vagina that he used for his own pleasure, cue all the laughter from the mainly young female audience.I turned to my partner and pointed out that they had a bloody cheek as they've probably all got a wee box under the bed filled with an assortment of gadgets to pass the cold dark nights.
"Well that's different"

"how?"

"just is"

"so women can own all sorts of different implements to masturbate with but this poor fell can't have a rubber fanny?"

"yeah"

I almost had a protest w**k right there in the living room but the 26 stone woman on Jeremy Kyle was making it difficult.

Its the same with strippers, when women go to see them its 'just a bit of fun', when men go however, they're dirty perverts.

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35 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Its the same with strippers, when women go to see them its 'just a bit of fun', when men go however, they're dirty perverts.

Have you seen some of the vids of male strippers touring hen nights, village halls etc? The lads get sucked off by about two thirds of the women in the crowd. I pointed this out to a pal whose wife had just been to one and he was inconsolable. Now American firms are making their own staged versions. I could ask a friend to send a link..

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Just now, Shandon Par said:

Have you seen some of the vids of male strippers touring hen nights, village halls etc? The lads get sucked off by about two thirds of the women in the crowd. I pointed this out to a pal whose wife had just been to one and he was inconsolable. Now American firms are making their own staged versions. I could ask a friend to send a link..

Yeah, I've seen these videos while doing 'research'. Dirty filthy. IMO.

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