NorthernJambo Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 hahaha... did he ever go on dragon's den with sick "f**k buggy" idea? I've not seen them on sale so can only assume not, maybe I've not been in the right shops though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 You use @ and their name - not sure you can do it in the app though I don't think I can. Ah f**k sake. I only use the app. Cheers for the help anyway, Throbs, appreciated! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Given its fanbase, I know someone on here will be jealous that I am currently watching Band of Brothers for the first time I'll assume you've not seen The Pacific yet either? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Watching Jeremy Kyle this morning (i know but what else is a shift worker to do of a mid morning?) anyway, there was a lad on who's girlfriends Mum said he was cheating and going with men and all sorts. Then she said he had a rubber vagina that he used for his own pleasure, cue all the laughter from the mainly young female audience.I turned to my partner and pointed out that they had a bloody cheek as they've probably all got a wee box under the bed filled with an assortment of gadgets to pass the cold dark nights. "Well that's different" "how?" "just is" "so women can own all sorts of different implements to masturbate with but this poor fell can't have a rubber fanny?" "yeah" I almost had a protest w**k right there in the living room but the 26 stone woman on Jeremy Kyle was making it difficult. Seen that as well. Jeremy Kyle said he looked like Timmy Mallet. His burds maw said he looked like a lesbian! [emoji1]He kind of did to be fair, but the maw had a cheek slagging anyone's appearance. Oooft. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Seen that as well. Jeremy Kyle said he looked like Timmy Mallet. His burds maw said he looked like a lesbian! [emoji1]He kind of did to be fair, but the maw had a cheek slagging anyone's appearance. Oooft. Few roasters on this morning, complete with face tattoos. Classy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Few roasters on this morning, complete with face tattoos. Classy. Roasters on any day I see it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 This ginger haired girl on the One Show is significantly more attractive than the Welsh one who is off having a baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Live NASA stream of the earth from space. If you wait long enough @throbber it'll go over Berlin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Watching it now - better than the fucking one show anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 No I actually have seen that. Justhad never got round to band of brothers till now Cool, just wondered. The Pacific was an excellent follow up to Band Of Brothers. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 3 hours ago, stimpy said: Watching Jeremy Kyle this morning (i know but what else is a shift worker to do of a mid morning?) anyway, there was a lad on who's girlfriends Mum said he was cheating and going with men and all sorts. Then she said he had a rubber vagina that he used for his own pleasure, cue all the laughter from the mainly young female audience.I turned to my partner and pointed out that they had a bloody cheek as they've probably all got a wee box under the bed filled with an assortment of gadgets to pass the cold dark nights. "Well that's different" "how?" "just is" "so women can own all sorts of different implements to masturbate with but this poor fell can't have a rubber fanny?" "yeah" I almost had a protest w**k right there in the living room but the 26 stone woman on Jeremy Kyle was making it difficult. Its the same with strippers, when women go to see them its 'just a bit of fun', when men go however, they're dirty perverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Its the same with strippers, when women go to see them its 'just a bit of fun', when men go however, they're dirty perverts. Have you seen some of the vids of male strippers touring hen nights, village halls etc? The lads get sucked off by about two thirds of the women in the crowd. I pointed this out to a pal whose wife had just been to one and he was inconsolable. Now American firms are making their own staged versions. I could ask a friend to send a link.. Edited January 11, 2017 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Have you seen some of the vids of male strippers touring hen nights, village halls etc? The lads get sucked off by about two thirds of the women in the crowd. I pointed this out to a pal whose wife had just been to one and he was inconsolable. Now American firms are making their own staged versions. I could ask a friend to send a link.. Yeah, I've seen these videos while doing 'research'. Dirty filthy. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Yeah, I've seen these videos while doing 'research'. Dirty filthy. IMO. You can tell from the eyes which ones are doing it for the skooshy cream and which ones purely for the boaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: You can tell from the eyes which ones are doing it for the skooshy cream and which ones purely for the boaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 You can tell from the eyes which ones are doing it for the skooshy cream and which ones purely for the boaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 IN IN IN ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I have a mate who boasted about owning one of those "pocket pussies". He assured me he washes it, as if that makes the whole thing better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Is your mate Da Baracus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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