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Watching Jeremy Kyle this morning (i know but what else is a shift worker to do of a mid morning?) anyway, there was a lad on who's girlfriends Mum said he was cheating and going with men and all sorts. Then she said he had a rubber vagina that he used for his own pleasure, cue all the laughter from the mainly young female audience.I turned to my partner and pointed out that they had a bloody cheek as they've probably all got a wee box under the bed filled with an assortment of gadgets to pass the cold dark nights.
"Well that's different"

"how?"

"just is"

"so women can own all sorts of different implements to masturbate with but this poor fell can't have a rubber fanny?"

"yeah"

I almost had a protest w**k right there in the living room but the 26 stone woman on Jeremy Kyle was making it difficult.

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Watching Jeremy Kyle this morning (i know but what else is a shift worker to do of a mid morning?) anyway, there was a lad on who's girlfriends Mum said he was cheating and going with men and all sorts. Then she said he had a rubber vagina that he used for his own pleasure, cue all the laughter from the mainly young female audience.I turned to my partner and pointed out that they had a bloody cheek as they've probably all got a wee box under the bed filled with an assortment of gadgets to pass the cold dark nights.
"Well that's different"
"how?"
"just is"
"so women can own all sorts of different implements to masturbate with but this poor fell can't have a rubber fanny?"
"yeah"
I almost had a protest w**k right there in the living room but the 26 stone woman on Jeremy Kyle was making it difficult.

Would have been easier just to buy the rubber fanny you want and not tell the bird about it, no?
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4 minutes ago, stimpy said:

Watching Jeremy Kyle this morning (i know but what else is a shift worker to do of a mid morning?) anyway, there was a lad on who's girlfriends Mum said he was cheating and going with men and all sorts. Then she said he had a rubber vagina that he used for his own pleasure, cue all the laughter from the mainly young female audience.I turned to my partner and pointed out that they had a bloody cheek as they've probably all got a wee box under the bed filled with an assortment of gadgets to pass the cold dark nights.
"Well that's different"

"how?"

"just is"

"so women can own all sorts of different implements to masturbate with but this poor fell can't have a rubber fanny?"

"yeah"

I almost had a protest w**k right there in the living room but the 26 stone woman on Jeremy Kyle was making it difficult.

That's feminism and equality for you

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