jagfox Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Its funny because it's true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Cyclists getting electrocuted. What's not to love ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: How about some understated black suede dessert boots? Would it be devilish to go for Pickled Onion starter and main? How about Beef? I'm not a fan of the spicy ones. A double dose of Pickled Onion does sound devilish. I like the element of danger. Beef is out because last time I ate a (£1) packet I was spewing and shiteing for a day (and it was a day off work that I had already booked). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I can't wait to see P&B referenced in the news when a dog walker discovers Asim's head and three of his toes down by a canal in two months' time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I can't wait to see P&B referenced in the news when a dog walker discovers Asim's head and three of his toes down by a canal in two months' time. With a photo of Michael Portillo stuffed into his mouth. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: With a photo of Michael Portillo stuffed into his mouth. Michael Portillo's severed cock stuffed in his mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 If Asim could get the Greek lassie to string him along until he admitted his undying love for her, only for her to then reply with a quick fire Portillo/Greggy double, that would be just lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Michael Portillo's severed cock stuffed in his mouth. [emoji1]Harsh..... Harsh but fair. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Michael Portillo's severed cock stuffed in his mouth. We can but dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 32 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: With a photo of Michael Portillo stuffed into his mouth. 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Michael Portillo's severed cock stuffed in his mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: We can but dream. I only want shot of him so I can raid his wardrobe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Is Hamish McLaren XBL? No XBL is Hurley from Lost 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I'm running a 10K in March as part of fund raising for work. My exercise for the past 6 months has solely been tearing the heid aff it. Pray for Cerberus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I'm running a 10K in March as part of fund raising for work. My exercise for the past 6 months has solely been tearing the heid aff it. Pray for Cerberus. I tried going for a run tonight. I jogged for about 3 minutes and had to stop when I came to traffic lights, couldn't bring myself to start running again, especially in front of houses because I'm a clumsy b*****d and tend to trip even when I walk so I really didn't want to chance it. Ended walking down to Pittodrie and back home. I hope this story motivates you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Wish I'd known, would have came thrown jellybabies at you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Fantastic stuff from Asim these past few pages. What a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 23 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Fantastic stuff from Asim these past few pages. What a man. Could not agree more - fucking amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker-T Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Mobile DJ (imho) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 f**k the old firm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) I really struggle to comprehend the power of the internet [specifically: this website, at times]. Doesn't matter if it's junior football. I'm tempted to call Lyn and just get Mr. Vernon to run errands for me. Edit: and f**k the old firm indeed. f**k them. Edited January 11, 2017 by Smurph f**k the old firm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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