smpar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Remember circa 2010-2012ish, lots of women had that kind of haircut where one side of their heid was shaved, a la Skrillex? I wish that would come back in fashion, I loved it. Undercut or something wasn't it? I mind it was mildly-extremely attractive on some burds but looked awful on others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Some words are intrinsically funny regardless of context. Watching the news just there and there was a bit about that truck attack in Israel today. The reporter said "You can still see the skidmarks..." and the missus and I looked at each other and burst out laughing... The whole emailing to the boss fiasco really affected oor Bobby, he's now lurking in crime scenes in the Middle East. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Undercut or something wasn't it? I mind it was mildly-extremely attractive on some burds but looked awful on others. Aye, having googled it just now it seems my minds eye has rose tinted glasses on, or more accurately a rose tinted monocle. I would say it looked sexy as f**k on anybody over a 6/10 maybe, provided it wasn't shaved to the bone. A 1 or 2 on the clippers was ideal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Aye, having googled it just now it seems my minds eye has rose tinted glasses on, or more accurately a rose tinted monocle. I would say it looked sexy as f**k on anybody over a 6/10 maybe, provided it wasn't shaved to the bone. A 1 or 2 on the clippers was ideal. Just googled it there and aye, some of them definitely climb up the wid scale with an undercut. Googled This is England undercut as well, and the following picture came up. pretty much sums up what that hairstyle can do for some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lyle Lanley Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Domino's finally open a store in Dalkeith later today. Greatest thing to happen in Dalkeith since The Park nightclub opened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Domino's finally open a store in Dalkeith later today. Greatest thing to happen in Dalkeith since The Park nightclub opened. A Time for Heroes m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 12 hours ago, paranoid android said: Lassie at work got married yesterday - she's been on Facebook all day today when she should be getting rode raw. Shirley no! Get him telt!! Poor start, probably fall at the next fence. I blame the jockey, can't keep control of the mare on the big day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 It'd be hard to find a better example 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 https://www.rt.com/viral/372543-semen-syringe-squirter-arrested/ Stories like this don't even surprise me any more but heres a guy who ejaculated into syringes and then squirted his sperm at unsuspecting ladies in a shopping mall. What a w****r. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Remember circa 2010-2012ish, lots of women had that kind of haircut where one side of their heid was shaved, a la Skrillex? I wish that would come back in fashion, I loved it. In the mid 90's the gabber (hardcore) scene in the Netherlands had a uniform or sorts. The guys had a completely shaved head and girls had an undercut. Both of them wore an Aussie tracksuit rounded off with Air Max 90's. Basically their version of a NED. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 It actually feels like spring today when i step outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandön Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 27 minutes ago, throbber said: https://www.rt.com/viral/372543-semen-syringe-squirter-arrested/ Stories like this don't even surprise me any more but heres a guy who ejaculated into syringes and then squirted his sperm at unsuspecting ladies in a shopping mall. What a w****r. You have to commend his aim. I struggle for accuracy with even generous targets like "not in my hair". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: You have to commend his aim. I struggle for accuracy with even generous targets like "not in my hair". Nearly spat coffee on my screen there - i had a nasty misfiring at the weekend myself come to think of it. Maybe he didn't shoot it straight into the syringe, he probably did it into some larger vessel and then sucked it up afterwards, thats how i would do it anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I haven't stooped to those lows yet Bairnardo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 he probably did it into some larger vessel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Memories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 If you go on messenger and type in dankland, this mad bot thing will make memes of your pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Nearly spat coffee on my screen there - i had a nasty misfiring at the weekend myself come to think of it. Maybe he didn't shoot it straight into the syringe, he probably did it into some larger vessel and then sucked it up afterwards, thats how i would do it anyway. After that, how would you get it into the syringe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 1 minute ago, smpar said: After that, how would you get it into the syringe? Would you not be able to suck it up into the syringe when the plunger was down at the bottom and then shoot the sperm out when the plunger is at the top? So long as you shot your load into an impermeable material it shouldn't be much hassle sucking it up into the syringe i don't think. I could be wrong though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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