Ranaldo Bairn Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 An incorrect, and frankly hurtful jibe at my favourite childhood pudding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Angel Delight? Change your team immediately please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Angel Delight is tremendous. Butterscotch is of course the best kind. No shock to see a Falkirk fan deny it's glory. Back to your turnips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Did we get a decent outcome with those texts Assim was sending to that idiot in Essex? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Just had a chat with workmates about plans for lunch. Instead of saying 'I'm away to stretch my legs' it came out as 'I'm away to spread my legs'.Mortified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 45 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Angel Delight is tremendous. Butterscotch is of course the best kind. No shock to see a Falkirk fan deny it's glory. Back to your turnips. But also see a Falkirk fan propose its magnificence in the first place. #paradox Butterscotch is absolute dog toffee though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 If DA Baracus and I ever met up for a meal, the only possible foodstuff we could agree on would be a starter of Space Raiders followed by a main course of Picked Onion Monster Munch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 And that's a solid snack-based start for any relationship. No matter how the meal went, you'd have those elusive chunks of potato-y goodness between your teeth to discover later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: If DA Baracus and I ever met up for a meal, the only possible foodstuff we could agree on would be a starter of Space Raiders followed by a main course of Picked Onion Monster Munch. Awkward ways to ask someone out on a date thread for this pish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Ah FFS. Apparently posting pics on the app doesnt work.... Standby I didn't want to hurt your feelings earlier because of your fat fingeredness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: *** with a heart??? Please tell me next time pal, no one likes the c**t who has to explain his jokes Reported for sectarian use of stars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: If DA Baracus and I ever met up for a meal, the only possible foodstuff we could agree on would be a starter of Space Raiders followed by a main course of Picked Onion Monster Munch. Candlelit? Sounds dreamy. Wait...what flavour of Space Raiders? And what shoes would you wear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, (._.) said: What is 'dog toffee' ? Is it a derogatory term? Is there toffee for dogs? Dugshite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 The Cobbler returns... Got a few messages from him, on both profiles, last night but decided to dingy them until today because, well, it's funnier and also I couldn't be arsed with him in my leisure time. Save that shit for when I'm skiving from work. But I also got a coupla messages from my lady friend. Basically saying he phoned her up a few times in the middle of the night to give her abuse. So she's reporting him to the Polis. But, even if I wanted to, I can't reply! Why you may ask? Well someone reported my posting of the same screenies you lot got on a facebook group (called UUUM Absurd Interactions... self explanatory. Good laugh. Filled with absolute melters and "heids gone" on facebook). Annoyingly it seems I wasn't banned for posting the images but the content of them (Facebook doesn't like the word c**t it seems) and, doubly annoyingly, it was reported by someone in that group. But that's another story. So I jump onto my other profile and someone asks me why and I explain the story, as above, and I get banned from THAT profile for using the word c**t in my explanation (in the same group so it's the same person reporting me it seems). So I'm now banned from Facebook for 24 hours so can't reply to him. That might be a good thing seeing as the fuzz are now involved. Still gonna hit him with that Alex Salmond slurping soup pic as soon as my ban's over tho' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 One million people watch 500ft snooker trick shot http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38573364 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 f**k OFF, ZEN. The Greek shagger is back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 1 minute ago, smpar said: f**k OFF, ZEN. The Greek shagger is back. Calm down dear, we have 24 hours before this can get interesting once more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Calm down dear, we have 24 hours before this can get interesting once more. That time should be used to strategically construct a response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Anyway.. a slight bit of further information. It seems he grassed me up good and proper to her about "all the things I was saying". (before anyone gets excited it seems that's not his number. She'd already blocked his number so he used a pals or something) But she wanted to know what I had been sending to him. So I showed her all the screen grabs. She approved. She particularly loved the Portillo picture. But thinks it's all over now so reckons I should stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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