Shandon Par Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Aye it's one each though cos he pretended to be painting when I offered him out last time. That said, Senor Bairn was involved too. He's a proper handy b*****d. I'm a lover, not a fighter these days anyway, plus I wouldn't want to get your blood on the loafers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Agreed. That would be criminal indeed. My nose bursts upon the slightest glancing blow so you'd be onto a loser there Don't kid yourself Bairnardo, one glancing blow is all SP would get in, and it would be his face glancing against your 18 hole DMs on the way down! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 33 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Don't kid yourself Bairnardo, one glancing blow is all SP would get in, and it would be his face glancing against your 18 hole DMs on the way down! With my long reach (I'm in the red head guard) I may be able to burst the nose without it leaking on my shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: With my long reach (I'm in the red head guard) I may be able to burst the nose without it leaking on my shoes. With those twiggy arms I doubt you could burst a tomato Spoiler If anybody's cyberstalked my identity please don't tell him. The woman doing her knitting doesn't look too impressed. Edited December 19, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 NICOLA, SNIPER!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Did she cut her heid shaving her mono-brow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 With those twiggy arms I doubt you could burst a tomato Spoiler If anybody's cyberstalked my identity please don't tell him. The woman doing her knitting doesn't look too impressed. You may end up on the sorry end of a good pair of shoes... Good luck with Shandon " the hurtmeister" Par. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 55 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: NICOLA, SNIPER!!!! They look like they're sharing one Lego hairdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Did she cut her heid shaving her mono-brow? How very dare you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: How very dare you. Well I'm hoping it's not some religious shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Just as it says on the caption ONLY IN PAISLEY http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/watch-bizarre-bare-bum-pantless-9480724#rlabs=1 rt$sitewide p$6 Did St. Mirren win? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 27 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Well I'm hoping it's not some religious shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 With my long reach (I'm in the red head guard) I may be able to burst the nose without it leaking on my shoes. Did you get battered about the ring?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 OK, so who had one of these growing up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 I think I had a coupla of the wee figures but naw the mad HQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 https://imgur.com/NyUDJ9z[emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 OK, so who had one of these growing up? Gazed at longingly in Littlewoods catalogues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 10 hours ago, philpy said: Did you get battered about the ring?? My ring remained untainted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Bit of an over reaction shirley? http:///news/greater-www.manchestereveningnews.co.ukmanchester-news/roofer-who-balanced-on-top-12343972?google_editors_picks=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Bit of an over reaction shirley?http:///news/greater-www.manchestereveningnews.co.ukmanchester-news/roofer-who-balanced-on-top-12343972?google_editors_picks=true Absolutely not. H&S rules are there for a reason, which includes protecting idiots like this. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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