Lisa Cuddy Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: You did the decent thing, endieinreekie. Just don't go telling everyone about it. I had a great aunt who lived in rural #Perthshire, and loved to regale me with her tales of putting run-over cats out of their misery by stabbing them through the heid with sharp sticks. Seemed to happen so often that I think she was just grabbing perfectly healthy strays That too was an act of kindness after that dog had been set on him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: That too was an act of kindness after that dog had been set on him! Your dog, Sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: You did the decent thing, endieinreekie. Just don't go telling everyone about it. I had a great aunt who lived in rural #Perthshire, and loved to regale me with her tales of putting run-over cats out of their misery by stabbing them through the heid with sharp sticks. Seemed to happen so often that I think she was just grabbing perfectly healthy strays Camera pans out to show that BFTD is actually the great aunt a la Pyscho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: Your dog, Sir. Yes, yes, my dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 42 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Peter would have been a Boddingtons man. Would he bollocks. John Smiths the rapist's anonymous tipple of choice. It was Doc Shipman that was on the Boddies. G-Bo(re) -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Alright, what are you pair quoting? I know it and it's going to drive me nuts. 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Camera pans out to show that BFTD is actually the great aunt a la Pyscho. Oops. Too late. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 First time I met my mother in law she was drowning rats in a bucket in her garden. Don't know why that never set the alarm bells ringing. My cat was bringing in two or three mice a day recently. Think he's found a family of them and was proudly bringing them in, eating their heads and leaving the rest for me to tidy up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Has anyone on here that's killed an animal ever progressed onto something a bit bigger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Bagged this on my summer hols: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Bagged this on my summer hols: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Has anyone on here that's killed an animal ever progressed onto something a bit bigger? Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 I hunt the most dangerous game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Dee Dee said: Yes Just the response I was hoping for. Did you get away with the murder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Just the response I was hoping for. Did you get away with the murder? No such thing as getting away with murder, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 I hit a big deer dirivng home one night and the poor beast was lying there fucked, bleeding out it's arse and everything. I phoned the police and they patched me through to an emergency on call vet. He told me he was in his bed and asked if I'd mind dispatching it with a large rock. In the end the farmer had saw the fuss and come down for a look, he kindly ended the thing in a slightly more humane way and took it up the road for his tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, gavin_3110 said: I hit a big deer dirivng home one night and the poor beast was lying there fucked, bleeding out it's arse and everything. I phoned the police and they patched me through to an emergency on call vet. He told me he was in his bed and asked if I'd mind dispatching it with a large rock. In the end the farmer had saw the fuss and come down for a look, he kindly ended the thing in a slightly more humane way and took it up the road for his tea. Those injuries happened post getting run over though, didn't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Those injuries happened post getting run over though, didn't they? Might as well make the best of a bad situation. Before car windscreens were laminated, people sometimes hit deer and the animal would end up inside the car. It would then go fucking tonto, thrashing about like the wee lassie out the exorcist. A deer is a powerful beast and it's back legs could do some damage. Edited August 24, 2016 by gavin_3110 The fingers I used to type were too fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Those injuries happened post getting run over though, didn't they? Animal necro sounds quite niche, might be worth trying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Just now, Fat Joe da Gangsta said: Animal necro sounds quite niche, might be worth trying. You need to get in there quick. Otherwise you have to carry about a hairdryer to warm up the orifice of choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Knowledge dropped! Cheers Knightswood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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