Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, bob the tank said: Started building this today. Was soaked about five times and my knees are throbbing now but it must finished tomorrow. Is that when your dad gets out of hospital? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Is that when your dad gets out of hospital? My dad is dead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Has anyone here ever met a Scottish guy called Wes? In fact is anyone on here called Wes? I've never met a Scottish Wes and I'm not sure any exist. Wes is one of those names that doesn't exist in Scotland because it just sounds silly, a bit like Karl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, bob the tank said: My dad is dead Sorry to hear that, he would have loved the Granny Flat though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 6 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Sorry to hear that, he would have loved the Granny Flat though. Looks like he's still going to be in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Beer after work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Can't help but wonder how many bodies you've thrown into that river 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Only dogs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 9 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: Wes is one of those names that doesn't exist in Scotland because it just sounds silly, a bit like Karl. We deal with a guy on one of our contracts called Karl and he ends up an absolute seething mess because he thinks we're saying Carol on the phone to him. He's an absolute cock as well so everyone just winds him up. A typical converstaion: "My name is Karl, not Carol" "Aye that's what I said, Carol" "No you keep saying Carol" "No I'm saying Carol, not Carol" This continues for a bit until he sounds like he's going to choke on his own tongue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 50 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Beer after work Looks like your septic tank has sprung a leak big chap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 That is sediments of the Buddha ground my friend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 55 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Beer after work That looks like the view from a river hotel I stayed in on the River Kwai in Kanchanaburi. Some big hippy guy was out swimming in it every morning. f**k that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I know a Carl. I have never heard of a Scottish Nigel (Quashie doesnt count), I know 1 Clive. My dad is originally from Wishaw, and is called Nigel, so they do exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Nobody swimming today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Nobody swimming today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Saw a poster the other day advertising an Edinburgh "It's a Knockout". Anyone done one of these? I got roped in by an ex to be a ringer in her works team once. It ended badly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Saw a poster the other day advertising an Edinburgh "It's a Knockout". Anyone done one of these? I got roped in by an ex to be a ringer in her works team once. It ended badly. How did the "It's a Knockout" go though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: How did the "It's a Knockout" go though? Ha! The knockout went a bit literal. A few competitors started getting a bit too competitive, dishing out sly kicks and elbows. This escalated to a full on punch up. Quite surreal in all the inflatables etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Slippery, did you chuck yer da in that river after you smothered him?? -6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Slippery, did you chuck yer da in that river after you smothered him?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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