BFTD Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, DDcups said: My prime was about 5 years ago. I'm at the stage of getting fat and grey it's no great loss. I thought you'd only just started shaving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 No I feel dizzy due to blood loss. Someone hid the mirror, Predictive text fucked up. Why would you shave without access to a mirror? Who hid the mirror, and more importantly why?? How much blood loss are we talking here?It really is not fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, pittsburgh phil said: Why would you shave without access to a mirror? Who hid the mirror, and more importantly why?? How much blood loss are we talking here? It really is not fair. Perhaps he has a good memory for faces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Apparently he does not... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: Why would you shave without access to a mirror? Who hid the mirror, and more importantly why?? How much blood loss are we talking here? It really is not fair. I have training tomorrow and want to look tip top and I was just out the shower so it was the right time. God knows who hid it but someone will pay. My bath towel is covered in blood I started using a cut throat so it cut me good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I thought you'd only just started shaving? Shaving properly. Mach 3 shaving is shit there's no skill involved. Despite my disfigurement I prefer a cut throat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, DDcups said: Shaving properly. Mach 3 shaving is shit there's no skill involved. Despite my disfigurement I prefer a cut throat That breathing problem that you have isn't asthma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I'd say it possibly wasn't the right time to be using a straight razor with no mirror.More worrying though is that you have a mirror thief in your midst. Who are the suspects? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, pittsburgh phil said: I'd say it possibly wasn't the right time to be using a straight razor with no mirror. More worrying though is that you have a mirror thief in your midst. Who are the suspects? The suspects are my girlfriend and her daughter. They are both c***s so both will suffer the consequences. This isn't the first thing to go missing in the last few days, My munchies went missing aswell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: That breathing problem that you have isn't asthma. Want a shave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, DDcups said: Want a shave Not at this juncture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 The suspects are my girlfriend and her daughter. They are both c***s so both will suffer the consequences. This isn't the first thing to go missing in the last few days, My munchies went missing aswell. Too obvious..in true Poirot style I have calculated that the culprit is in fact your neighbour from two doors down (looking left as you stand at your front door). Can't be arsed explaining but it is all to do with a sizeable inheritance and blood diamonds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 17 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: Too obvious..in true Poirot style I have calculated that the culprit is in fact your neighbour from two doors down (looking left as you stand at your front door). Can't be arsed explaining but it is all to do with a sizeable inheritance and blood diamonds. Impossible I don't have a neighbour 2 doors down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 35 minutes ago, DDcups said: Impossible I don't have a neighbour 2 doors down. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Mark my words, he'll frame you nice and tight with a body in your library next. And if you're about to say you don't have a library room then he's already won. It always starts with the mirror theft in my experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 6 hours ago, DDcups said: Impossible I don't have a neighbour 2 doors down. Sounds like a ching thing, has your secret neighbour (2 doors down) got a sniff twitch? I obvz prefer a murder mystery but liking the P&B Miss Marples. G-Bo -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 I was just out the shower so it was the right time. God knows who hid it but someone will pay. When you're in a shower, the hot water in what is often a small contained room can steam up the mirror. The mirror is still there, you just need to wipe off the steam to see your reflection again. Happy to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Flicking through YouTube last night and on the recommended for you list was 'Suicide' by 'Suicide'. Don't really know what to make of that. A more paranoid man would think that YouTube is trying to get me to top myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Flicking through YouTube last night and on the recommended for you list was 'Suicide' by 'Suicide'. Don't really know what to make of that. A more paranoid man would think that YouTube is trying to get me to top myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Deeboy Mk4 has been pulled off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Kincardine's started early today everyone, just had a couple of genuine lols from him in as many minutes in the Unpopular Opinions and Hibs 16/17 threads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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