19QOS19 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 A guy was told he couldn't get on the train with booze last night and after a couple of questions he gave in before shouting "this is because of Brexit!" The policy has been in place for 4 years. When I saw him later (roughly 20 minutes) on the train he was speaking to his mates and continuing to speak about Brexit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 4 hours ago, supermik said: Would you have the bottle for this? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e7f_1469931804 The dirty cheat landed on a big net. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 23 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Sorry. Fell asleep before I could tackle them half jaked. Painted them this morning though. Bliss - painted them from the top down so the family are locked in for 6 hours and I'm left to my own devices. Did you apply the paint with a cloth? Could you also post the aftermath pictures of the first time someone tries to go up them in their socks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Did you apply the paint with a cloth? Could you also post the aftermath pictures of the first time someone tries to go up them in their socks? It makes a great noise when folk fall down them and it's easy to wash off the blood. Win/win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 On 31/07/2016 at 10:37, supermik said: Would you have the bottle for this? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e7f_1469931804 What a fucking screwball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Naked attraction. C4 plus 1 is just about to show 6 naked women. Fannies oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Naked attraction. C4 plus 1 is just about to show 6 naked women. Fannies oot. The standard of vag was pretty good. Think the dude at the end was cheekily rocking a semi though. The whole thing feels a bit rapey.Will probably watch again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 The standard of vag was pretty good. Think the dude at the end was cheekily rocking a semi though. The whole thing feels a bit rapey.Will probably watch again. Definitely rapey. Series linked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I've just started shaving properly and someone his the mirror now I'm pissing blood. Its no fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, DDcups said: I've just started shaving properly and someone his the mirror now I'm pissing blood. Its no fair. This makes no sense, are you drinking as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: This makes no sense, are you drinking as well? No I feel dizzy due to blood loss. Someone hid the mirror, Predictive text fucked up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, DDcups said: No I feel dizzy due to blood loss. Someone hid the mirror, Predictive text fucked up. WTF are you shaving? *already regretting asking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: WTF are you shaving? *already regretting asking. My face. I done my legs the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I've just started shaving properly and someone his the mirror now I'm pissing blood. Its no fair. Often when starting shaving side effects will include blood in the urine and illegibility.It's not fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, DDcups said: My face. I done my legs the other day. So how come you are pissing blood? *this is getting ridiculous now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: So how come you are pissing blood? *this is getting ridiculous now. Blood is coming out my face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: Often when starting shaving side effects will include blood in the urine and illegibility. It's not fair. Liar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 minute ago, DDcups said: Blood is coming out my face. Ah. *must not make knob head joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 RIP DDCups; cut down in his prime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: RIP DDCups; cut down in his prime My prime was about 5 years ago. I'm at the stage of getting fat and grey it's no great loss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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