Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: White stairs? That's not going to bite you in the arse at all, Shandon. Nosiree. I reckon he's upstairs and can't get down. Spoiler He could if he slid down the banister, but after tanning the whisky he'll be fucked for getting back up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: Its fantastic. Have you really never tried it? I remember having a battered baked bean pizza many years ago, and it was glorious. Up here it's all duck a l'orange and shit and they give you weird look if you ask for it served in batter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I reckon he's upstairs and can't get down. Reveal hidden contents He could if he slid down the banister, but after tanning the whisky he'll be fucked for getting back up. You're spot on. I can't work out if it's best to paint the stairs on the way down and just sleep outside or try and paint myself upstairs and face falling headfirst down the fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Nae luck. Chippy batter is a beautiful thing. You need to come home mate. I know first hand that those outwith the central belt are a strange breed and not to be tolerated for too long On the plus side I bought a pack of Chinese Chicken Curry from the local Scotmid and the sauce tasted exactly like I used to get with chips and curry sauce, crammed full of monosodium glutimate and salt. A work of beauty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You're spot on. I can't work out if it's best to paint the stairs on the way down and just sleep outside or try and paint myself upstairs and face falling headfirst down the fuckers. I think you know which we'd be voting for. A live stream would go down a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Mozzamozza said: Nice shade of green. I saw a similar shade on my ironing table earlier. It's the new F&B colour "Pantalon du Mozza". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: I'm wearing them to Inverness tomorrow. Good work. Mozzamozza putting the Dandy into Dandy Dons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 57 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: After a day of diy pish, I have been steadily putting the house's booze supplies to the sword. There can only be one! Green and White shite, green and white shite, hello, green and white shite... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Green and White shite, green and white shite, hello, green and white shite... The green is getting a universal thumbs down - will be getting painted a different shade. The big cow head thing (just out of shot in the pic) doesn't stand out well enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: The green is getting a universal thumbs down - will be getting painted a different shade. The big cow head thing (just out of shot in the pic) doesn't stand out well enough. That's a bit harsh on your girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Wid/did.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Im no David Attenborough, but thats never a fuckin cow!!! Whatever it is, it must have been going at some rate to go through the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Im no David Attenborough, but thats never a fuckin cow!!! Shh, you'll hurt Faissal's feelings if you say he's not a real cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Nice stairs Shandon, very impressive indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 After months of restraint, the Palace Saturdays return. Hope to see Bert and Bateman here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 1 hour ago, accies1874 said: After months of restraint, the Palace Saturdays return. Hope to see Bert and Bateman here. Sorry to let you down but I'm I'm bed watching Straight Outta Compton and thinking of how much I dislike the Po-lice. Hope you have am enjoyable evening anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Sorry to let you down but I'm I'm bed watching Straight Outta Compton and thinking of how much I dislike the Po-lice. Hope you have am enjoyable evening anyway. I'm wanting to meet my competition one day. Unless you shite out of it Also, the Palace is, well and truly, an utter dive. Munters, tramps and Old Firm fans everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 11 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I think you know which we'd be voting for. A live stream would go down a treat. Sorry. Fell asleep before I could tackle them half jaked. Painted them this morning though. Bliss - painted them from the top down so the family are locked in for 6 hours and I'm left to my own devices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Would you have the bottle for this? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e7f_1469931804 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Anybody fancy being paid to drink beer for 3 years? Applications close August 10. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-31/national-museum-of-american-history-seeks-beer-historian/7675518 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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