SlipperyP Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 (edited) Been having a hard time mentally, therefore everycunt including P&B have been getting it. Family also.... have Yesterday I go promoted at work...I'm now control of all operations/workforce (boss said, you're good now) I now have to work ffs Edited November 21, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 A mouse has chewed it's way through my outside kitchen wall and now lives behind my kitchen cabinet. The wee b*****d gives me the heebie jeebies every time I go into the kitchen. I've set a trap out for him with a chocolate button the temptation of choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Been having a hard time mentally Stay strong, Slippery. Failing that.. Kick the shit out of your minions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Been having a hard time mentally, therefore everycunt including P&B have been getting it. Family also.... have Yesterday I go promoted at work...I'm now control of all operations/workforce (boss said, you're good now) I now have to work ffs Just get pished and delegate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Sitting watching the Bristol City game and I sarcastically said "I wonder why the players are wearing Netherlands arm bands?" Due to the way they look on the arms. She never sensed the tone and said "It'll be for France". I put my head in my hands, thinking that she'd then realise I was blatantly saying it tongue-in-cheek. No. At this point she starts laughing and thinks I've made a tit of myself. While I'm laughing she is on the internet to double check that's why they are wearing blue, white and red She then finds this information and continues to think I've made a tit of myself and simply hasn't grasped it. I might be kind and actually just give her this one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Nobodies buying it. Your missus crushed you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Sitting watching the Bristol City game and I sarcastically said "I wonder why the players are wearing Netherlands arm bands?" Due to the way they look on the arms. She never sensed the tone and said "It'll be for France". I put my head in my hands, thinking that she'd then realise I was blatantly saying it tongue-in-cheek. No. At this point she starts laughing and thinks I've made a tit of myself. While I'm laughing she is on the internet to double check that's why they are wearing blue, white and red She then finds this information and continues to think I've made a tit of myself and simply hasn't grasped it. I might be kind and actually just give her one Give her one from Skidmarks while you're at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Give her one from Skidmarks while you're at it You were 4/7 to make a comment along those lines Throbbs. Easy money B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I'm ever so silly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 New Palace drop next Friday, going to take it easy and go for 3 essentials and 1 wild card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 New Palace drop next Friday, going to take it easy and go for 3 essentials and 1 wild card. Nothing about this makes any sense to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Sounds good fun though. I don't know the world i live in anymore Moza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 While waiting for another programme caught some of World's Strongest Man 2014. The oddest thing about it was it was presented by James Richardson. Just weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 New Palace drop next Friday, going to take it easy and go for 3 essentials and 1 wild card. If it's anything to do with Class A drugs and transvestites, I'm in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I don't know the world i live in anymore Moza Street view and a satnav are your friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Street view and a satnav are your friends. Be quiet you silly old man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Be quiet you silly old man. You need to stay calm in your condition and you can ensure this by heeding good advice and here is the first lesson. Don't make me come round and kick your hoop the colours of the rainbow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 While waiting for another programme caught some of World's Strongest Man 2014. The oddest thing about it was it was presented by James Richardson. Just weird. I wish he spoke gaelic and we could get him on BBC Alba. I miss Gazeto Di Italia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 You need to stay calm in your condition and you can ensure this by heeding good advice and here is the first lesson. Don't make me come round and kick your hoop the colours of the rainbow. This was the most coherent sentence I have ever seen from you on here and we have known each other for 2.5 years now. Fwiw I still have no idea what you are talking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 While waiting for another programme caught some of World's Strongest Man 2014. The oddest thing about it was it was presented by James Richardson. Just weird. Ooooft. I hope he managed to present it from a wee table with an expresso telling us that Icelandic contender Ingmar Ingmarsson once got a Parma top with "Brolin" on the back for Christmas one year! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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