Mark Connolly Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 The best giant cock and balls i ever seen was on the Perth high schools blaes surface. The janitor left the machine for rolling the pitch lines across out, we went up for lunch and a guy in our group took it, and drew a chode bang in the middle. Absolute scenes when the year head came up at lunch looking for the guy. Fnarr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Lucy Liu has smoking hot body for a 46 year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Lucy Liu has smoking hot body for a 46 year old. Piiiiiics. Also, I just got hold of a copy of Rise: Blood Hunter, in which she apparently plays a lesbian vampire. Worth a look? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Comparison needed, gentlemen. Yes, SlipperyP, I'm well aware that I haven't had my hole, thank you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Footballer Al-most Bangura'd as a child: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34849619 Horrible story, but I want to know more about this 'secret society' that his dad headed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Looks like I'm solo clubbing tonight. Not missing one of my favourite DJs just because I've no pals. Welshbairn would be proud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 1 bananer, 2 bananer, free bananer , four, foive bananer make a bunch and so do many more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Looks like I'm solo clubbing tonight. Not missing one of my favourite DJs just because I've no pals. Welshbairn would be proud. Maybe he'll be there too. You can sit at opposite ends of the bar and do this when the young lassies go past: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Looks like I'm solo clubbing tonight. Not missing one of my favourite DJs just because I've no pals. Welshbairn would be proud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 <<< Currently got the decks out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Oor Jen definitely takes the top spot for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1448054838.197993.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1448055035.214515.jpg Oor Jen definitely takes the top spot for me. Reported for racism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Looks like I'm solo clubbing tonight. Not missing one of my favourite DJs just because I've no pals. Welshbairn would be proud. #LonelyBenteke'd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Man born with the name "Phuk Dat Bitch" can't get facebook account. http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/74270512/phuc-dat-bich-the-man-with-a-name-so-awkward-no-one-believes-him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Man born with the name "Phuk Dat Bitch" can't get facebook account. http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/74270512/phuc-dat-bich-the-man-with-a-name-so-awkward-no-one-believes-him Apparently Western names can sound hilarious when phonetically translated to Japanese (and, presumably, other languages) too. I can remember the game designer Peter Molyneux saying that his first meeting with a Japanese company didn't seem to be going very well because everyone kept sniggering - turned out that his name sounds like the Japanese for 'Wooden Tit' and they were having trouble taking him seriously as a result. And Coca-Cola famously can be translated to Chinese as 'Bite the Wax Tadpole', among other things. There's bound to be a website that takes english syllables and translates them to other languages, surely. Could be fun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Ayr cafe doing its best to kill off the locals. Note the eggy bread. You fat b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Ayr cafe doing its best to kill off the locals. Note the eggy bread. You fat b*****ds Looks very dece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Squadron reunion day . Last nights prologue passed without much incident. It will be a completely different satchel of sardines today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Seems legit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Went to dentist yesterday for first time in 2 years and my teeth are in great condition although my gums are fucked. I was expecting to need fillings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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