Seymour Bush Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 (edited) 2 out of my 3 previous relationships have ended because the girl has decided to move to a different country, and my current girlfirend type person is moving to London in the summer. This is a worrying pattern. Nevermind pal....If this sucide legalisation bill goes through,they might not feel the need to f**k off to some far flung corner of the world and at least you'll get to take them some flowers now and again..... Edited January 23, 2010 by Seymour Bush 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Is there some sort of wrestling match taking place in Glasgow this weekend? Only this young woman sashayed her way into the country the other day with load of her muscular pals... Taylor Wade as was, now Shalikar Slambam or somesuch... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Is there some sort of wrestling match taking place in Glasgow this weekend? Aye, there's a TNA Wrestling event on at Braehead this evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Aye, there's a TNA Wrestling event on at Braehead this evening. Ah. Thanks for that. I didn't bother asking her why she was coming to the UK.OneA steely glare and a flex of her muscles and her passport was stamped! Aye, your borders are safe with me! -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Kilt I've been through prestwick airport 8 or 9 times last year and I didn't see you once. Do you ever do pisa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Kilt I've been through prestwick airport 8 or 9 times last year and I didn't see you once. Do you ever do pisa? You're looking for him at the wrong airport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Kilt I've been through prestwick airport 8 or 9 times last year and I didn't see you once. Do you ever do pisa? You'd have a better chance of seeing him if you went to Glasgow airport, where he works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Ah ok. Did he used to work at prestwick? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I don't think so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Ah ok. Did he used to work at prestwick? Fudge and Lyn-Marie are right, as usual! I do regularly go to Prestwick but I'm behind the scenes there doing Health & Safety audits and training courses for them about once every two months. If you come back through Glasgow Airport you'll see me and my clipboard on the arrivals control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I can't think of anything worse than going to a strip club. It just looks awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I can't think of anything worse than going to a strip club. It just looks awful. Lapdancing clubs on the other hand... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I can't think of anything worse than going to a strip club. It just looks awful. I've done it once before when I was dragged in by a mate in Prague while drunk. I can't imagine doing it again though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I can't think of anything worse than going to a strip club. It just looks awful. In the "good" old days when lunchtime was an hour in the pub, a group of us when to a strippers pub for one lads birthday. Suffice to say, after his birthday was "celebrated", he came back to the office with his tie rather smeared and smelling like Billingsgate Market..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 In the "good" old days when lunchtime was an hour in the pub, a group of us when to a strippers pub for one lads birthday. Suffice to say, after his birthday was "celebrated", he came back to the office with his tie rather smeared and smelling like Billingsgate Market..... Too. Much. Information. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I can't think of anything worse than going to a strip club. It just looks awful. I remember when I was 13 I used to think the second I turned 18 I'd go to strip clubs, join porn sites and order the porn DVD's you see in The Sun. I've done none of those things, and have no intentions of doing so either. My 13 year old self would hate the person I've grown up to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I've just been sick and am about to start playing GTA 3 for the first time. It always seems to be at weekends that I get unwell, if my memory serves me right that's two out of the past four weekends I've been sick/not feeling good. I hate it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 You can tell how much a pub values its customers by the number of cakes in its urinals. My local = 1, in the entire trough. At the shallow end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 (edited) You can tell how much a pub values its customers by the number of cakes in its urinals. My local = 1, in the entire trough. At the shallow end. Firkins in Falkirk used to have to put layer of cardboard boxes down on the toilet floor to keep your feet above the pish line. I doubt they had any cakes in the urinals. Edited January 23, 2010 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 23, 2010 Author Share Posted January 23, 2010 (edited) Edit: and the sequel: Edited January 23, 2010 by Überschwänglichen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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