BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 My brother has to do a lot of nipping about between gigs during his working day, and is always on the look out for a cuppa and a roll, so he nipped into Morrison's café for a coffee and an egg banjo. "We've nae eggs" says the lassie. "Can you not just get some eggs from the store?" says bruv. "We dinnae get our eggs fae the store!" Don't see why they couldn't. If it's good enough for Dominos... http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/domino-pizza-staff-caught-buying-3790563 I love the outrage. How much do they think Dominos spend on their own wedges? Best is when you go to somewhere like KFC and they tell you they've no chicken. Why the hell are you open then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Whereabouts? On the cock. That'll learn him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 So it is, sorry. Was too busy trying to work out who the lassie is. Isn't she that woman that was in the running for the Puskas award for best goal? Stephanie Roche? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Don't see why they couldn't. If it's good enough for Dominos... http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/domino-pizza-staff-caught-buying-3790563 I love the outrage. How much do they think Dominos spend on their own wedges? Best is when you go to somewhere like KFC and they tell you they've no chicken. Why the hell are you open then? Cheeky b*****ds, mind - 59p from Aldi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Some scumbag stole my wallet. Hope the c**t catches ebola. I'm picturing yon vaulting laddie from the King Kong remake swooping down onto your boat, and away into the night while you were sleeping. Anything less will be a disappointment. Why would they catch Ebola from your wallet anyway...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Cheeky b*****ds, mind - 59p from Aldi. I remember someone posting that Dominos in general don't keep a lot of miscellaneous stock like wedges on the premises, so they run out quite regularly, and it's accepted practice to nip out to the local Lidl/Aldi. Probably better quality than the ones they buy wholesale anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Isn't she that woman that was in the running for the Puskas award for best goal? Stephanie Roche? Great shout, think you're right, she didn't win which was baws IMO best goal out the 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Does anyone want to buy a wallet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Become? Yeah Mozza, not there yet. Are you wanting to be the Allen to my Flanagen? #Underneath the arches...# 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Does anyone want to buy a wallet? Watch out for the Ebola-laced pictures of "lassies". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I had my first shave for over three weeks, by far the longest that I had no shaved in my adult life. The bearded look might suit some folk but I'm not one of them. I looked pretty scruffy tbh. In later years I may become a tramp and the look would suit me well. It seems to work for me quite well. Handful of change whenever I have an alfresco lunch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 It's 3am and as I sit bolt awake in bed with a healthy dose of the fear (got pished in the afternoon and fell asleep about 8 - woke up at 1.30 and can't get back to sleep now), being cheered up by the thought of a sign that used to be at the roundabout in the industrial estate in Cambuslang. It said 'WASPS - £25' and had a mobile number on it. Not 'wasp removal' or 'wasps destroyed', just 'WASPS - £25.' Was always tempted to phone the number to see if it was actually to buy some wasps. Wee guy turns up with a fucking angry sounding brown paper bag in his hand, chucks it in your hall and runs away. £25 is my going rate, but you could probably haggle me down at a pinch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Isn't she that woman that was in the running for the Puskas award for best goal? Stephanie Roche? Good shout. The boys from La Liga were looking on jealously IMO, as they weren't nominated, and don't look as good in a dress. Sair yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Reckon sjc's treasure has been nicked by pirates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Whereabouts? At my work mate. That's fucking crap mate - Made all the calls to cancel your cards? What's the story? How do you know it's definitely been stolen as opposed to dropped or misplaced? Yeh definitely stolen.....was in my desk at work (locked!).....cards all cancelled but need to replace my drivers licence, work accreditation cards, Hearts season ticket! I can handle that as they can be replaced, its the picture of my ex gf's girls and me and holiday that can't be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Yeh definitely stolen.....was in my desk at work (locked!).....cards all cancelled but need to replace my drivers licence, work accreditation cards, Hearts season ticket! Every cloud, etc. I can handle that as they can be replaced, its the picture of my ex gf's girls and me and holiday that can't be. You got them scanned anywhere? Note: no pictures of Pedobear, folks; it's not appreciated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Someone at work?? I thought you were gonna say you'd been pick-pocketed on the train or something! That's fucking scummy mate Dunno where you work but no CCTV or ways of narrowing down the suspects? Yeh I was down on site for a meeting......I've got my suspicions but can't prove anything. Temporary site cabins hence no cctv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Every cloud, etc. You got them scanned anywhere? Note: no pictures of Pedobear, folks; it's not appreciated. Unfortunately no mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Someone at work?? I thought you were gonna say you'd been pick-pocketed on the train or something! That's fucking scummy mate Dunno where you work but no CCTV or ways of narrowing down the suspects? Stick the b*****ds in a vice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I can supply a pair of concrete wellingtons if that helps. I've got 6m3 ordered for tomorrow morning! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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