DA Baracus Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 This weather is a b*****d It's a wee bit of wind and rain. Hardly anything to cry about. Man up and leave moaning about the (apparently always surprising) weather to old c***s waiting on a bus/on the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 It's a wee bit of wind and rain. Hardly anything to cry about. Man up and leave moaning about the (apparently always surprising) weather to old c***s waiting on a bus/on the bus. Being a Moany c**t is all I have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 It's 3am and as I sit bolt awake in bed with a healthy dose of the fear (got pished in the afternoon and fell asleep about 8 - woke up at 1.30 and can't get back to sleep now), being cheered up by the thought of a sign that used to be at the roundabout in the industrial estate in Cambuslang. It said 'WASPS - £25' and had a mobile number on it. Not 'wasp removal' or 'wasps destroyed', just 'WASPS - £25.' Was always tempted to phone the number to see if it was actually to buy some wasps. Wee guy turns up with a fucking angry sounding brown paper bag in his hand, chucks it in your hall and runs away.I did that, it's a con, they are £25.00 each. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Sitting in the Morrisons in Perth. I've noticed the only people in the cafe are either really old or really young, as in grand kids. Surely that's not what awaits me when I retire in many years?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I did that, it's a con, they are £25.00 each. You got stung. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Sitting in the Morrisons in Perth. I've noticed the only people in the cafe are either really old or really young, as in grand kids. Surely that's not what awaits me when I retire in many years?? That'll be your highlight of the week, until you start weeing yourself in the corner and get barred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Heard this on the radio earlier and now can't help but think of the guy in the spoiler when I hear the first three seconds of it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9HPxT1E7VQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Have had my feet in the foot spa for about an hour and a half 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I had my first shave for over three weeks, by far the longest that I had no shaved in my adult life. The bearded look might suit some folk but I'm not one of them. I looked pretty scruffy tbh. In later years I may become a tramp and the look would suit me well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I have a kettle nearby and stick the boiling water in when it gets a bit cold and then a class to remove the water when its too full and a basin next to me to put that water in so i don't need to get up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm not 100% what a foot spa is but my impression, as Jack Dee explained, is that it's a basin that you fill with water and plug into the mains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Wow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Wow... Chase.jpg Yowza. I was thinking that the sunbathing German seemed most likely, but Dietmar Hamann was already away by that point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Ladz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Ladz ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1421088601.100462.jpg What's going on here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 What's going on here? Messi and Ronaldo eyeing up a bird at the Ballon Dor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Messi and Ronaldo eyeing up a bird at the Ballon Dor So it is, sorry. Was too busy trying to work out who the lassie is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Sitting in the Morrisons in Perth. I've noticed the only people in the cafe are either really old or really young, as in grand kids. Surely that's not what awaits me when I retire in many years?? My brother has to do a lot of nipping about between gigs during his working day, and is always on the look out for a cuppa and a roll, so he nipped into Morrison's café for a coffee and an egg banjo. "We've nae eggs" says the lassie. "Can you not just get some eggs from the store?" says bruv. "We dinnae get our eggs fae the store!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Some scumbag stole my wallet. Hope the c**t catches ebola. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Some scumbag stole my wallet. Hope the c**t catches ebola. Whereabouts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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