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Been up all night wanking with a raging headache, again.

Bollocks to it, me and the cat are having some bacon. How the hell does a sleeping cat tell the difference between a packet of bacon being opened and anything else anyway? :huh:

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It's 3am and as I sit bolt awake in bed with a healthy dose of the fear (got pished in the afternoon and fell asleep about 8 - woke up at 1.30 and can't get back to sleep now), being cheered up by the thought of a sign that used to be at the roundabout in the industrial estate in Cambuslang. It said 'WASPS - £25' and had a mobile number on it. Not 'wasp removal' or 'wasps destroyed', just 'WASPS - £25.' Was always tempted to phone the number to see if it was actually to buy some wasps. Wee guy turns up with a fucking angry sounding brown paper bag in his hand, chucks it in your hall and runs away.

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