Widge Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Be fine I'll just be wearing shirt/jeans/smart shoes combo like haha can't imagine it'll be too strict, seen the nick of the place on the tele. And watch yer pal for drink driving by the way!! If he gets caught on the Sunday he's humped!!! Enjoy mate. Aye we're not heading back up the road until 4 anyway, but he's ok until we hit the border. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I've just opened a tub of Roses to find one of the chocolates... with no wrapper!!! No doubt their complaint line stops at 5pm on a Friday. Did you eat it? If it was a strawberry one - wid. Caramel cup - only if desperate. Anything else - nae chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Did you eat it? If it was a strawberry one - wid. Caramel cup - only if desperate. Anything else - nae chance. It was a strawberry one and yes, I did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 RandomGuy has won the Best St. Johnstone Poster award for 2014. Yeah, RandomGuy. You heard me correctly. My 2-year winning streak is over. I can't believe this shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 You're still my number 1, TRS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 You're still my number 1, TRS. Very sweet of you to say so, Albino. However, I'm not on P&B to make friends. I'm here solely to win awards. In that respect, 2014 has been an abject failure and I need to majorly step up my game this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Very sweet of you to say so, Albino. However, I'm not on P&B to make friends. I'm here solely to win awards. In that respect, 2014 has been an abject failure and I need to majorly step up my game this year. Be the bigger man. Said no one ever......cause you're short. I don't really mean it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Be the bigger man. Said no one ever......cause you're short. I don't really mean it! ^^^ An excellent, witty post which RandomGuy wouldn't be capable of. A victory for RandomGuy is, on the whole, a humiliating defeat for St. Johnstone FC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 All my direct debits have came off this month and I am now too terrified to check my bank balance If you PM me your Account Number and Sort Code I'll check it for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 If you PM me your Account Number and Sort Code I'll check it for you? I've checked, it's not as bad as I thought, can still afford to go get drunk this weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 RandomGuy has won the Best St. Johnstone Poster award for 2014. Yeah, RandomGuy. You heard me correctly. My 2-year winning streak is over. I can't believe this shit. He should change his username to Foinaven. The horse not the mountain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 He should change his username to Foinaven. The horse not the mountain That joke fell at the first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 That joke fell at the first. Was he your chum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Why the long face, Bobby? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 The banhammer this isn't. http://m.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-30744693 There's a few on here (banned & yet to be banned) that deserve flogging! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 You could get your dominatrix lady friend to do the deed! You crazy sew and sew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 You could get your dominatrix lady friend to do the deed! I'm sure she'd gladly do it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 This threads beginning to unravel! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 In stiches! I'll get ma Coates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 RandomGuy has won the Best St. Johnstone Poster award for 2014. Yeah, RandomGuy. You heard me correctly. My 2-year winning streak is over. I can't believe this shit. TRS you need to reflect. Remember we had a wee conversation about Robert Johnston at the Dundee Bus Crawl. I'm not suggesting you sell your soul to the Devil (well not just yet), but carefully listen to Crossroad Blues.... Only the Blues can cure the Blues.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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