Rugster Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Being bored at work with f**k all to do I read the Aberdeen fan catches fire thread in the gold forum. Superb. Don't know how I missed it at the time. Seamus' post about beetroot had me genuinely laughing out loud. Well worth a read, if you haven't. YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Who* in their right state of fucking mind wraps up a single can of Holsten Pils and gives it to a work colleague as a Christmas gift? *This c***s on over 40k a year as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 It's the thought that counts, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 You know those videos of football with Spanish commentary where the commentators are completely unbearable? Well, it's spreading to other sports:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsj5Bq8L790(alsoI managed to delete this by accident after posting it the first time) To be fair that's still miles better than the unbearable American commentators. Or should I say 'announcers'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Who* in their right state of fucking mind wraps up a single can of Holsten Pils and gives it to a work colleague as a Christmas gift? *This c***s on over 40k a year as well. Do they still sell that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 It's the thought that counts, right? Technically yes,you're correct. Do they still sell that? Yep, doesn't expire till next year. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Who* in their right state of fucking mind wraps up a single can of Holsten Pils and gives it to a work colleague as a Christmas gift? *This c***s on over 40k a year as well. You do know that the sugar turns to alcohol..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Were you the recipient of said can of Holsten Pills? Yes I was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Yes I was. You miserable ungrateful cnut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 You miserable ungrateful cnut. That's a bit harsh. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Who* in their right state of fucking mind wraps up a single can of Holsten Pils and gives it to a work colleague as a Christmas gift? *This c***s on over 40k a year as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 That's a bit harsh. FFS.But fair... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) You know how in Quantum Leap Sam 'leaps' in to the bodies of other folk (in the hope that the next leap will be the leap home)? Wouldn't it be a bit unpleasant having to handle the cock and balls of other dudes, i.e. those of the folk he 'leaps' in to? Or does he just see himself whilst others see the person he's leaped in to? But he leaped in to a woman once. If I did that I'd spend most of my time firing assorted items up myself. Edited December 24, 2014 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 It's how others see him. Kids and animals still see him as Sam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 You know how in Quantum Leap Sam 'leaps' in to the bodies of other folk (in the hope that the next leap will be the leap home)? Wouldn't it be a bit unpleasant having to handle the cock and balls of other dudes, i.e. those of the folk he 'leaps' in to? Or does he just see himself whilst others see the person he's leaped in to? But he leaped in to a woman once. If I did that I'd spend most of my time firing assorted items up myself. You do realise you could do this at present with your own arsehole if you so wished! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 You do realise you could do this at present with your own arsehole if you so wished! I tried a highlighter once. Didn't do anything for me. Plus I had to chuck the highlighter out. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I tried a highlighter once. Didn't do anything for me. Plus I had to chuck the highlighter out. You should have used a spark plug, I've heard they're fcuking champion..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 You've heard ...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 You've heard ...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 You should have used a spark plug, I've heard they're fcuking champion..... Fantastic! Greenied 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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