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I never met a PE teacher I liked.

^^^ This.

Also, I never met a PE teacher for whom arthritis would particularly be a problem. All they ever did was stand on the sidelines, cross their arms, and scream abuse.

Mr Woolshed, I'm sure you're a very different breed ;)

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All the PE teachers at my school are extremely sound but there is a tendency for younger PE teachers to behave like university rugby wankers

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^^^ This.

Also, I never met a PE teacher for whom arthritis would particularly be a problem. All they ever did was stand on the sidelines, cross their arms, and scream abuse.

Mr Woolshed, I'm sure you're a very different breed ;)

I bet he fucking isn't.

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I never met a PE teacher I liked.

They are all beasts. Imagine making a kid to P.E in pants and vest.

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Arthritis in my ankle. I'm 27 and a PE Teacher. Grim

ETA - Grim about my ankle and not necessarily because I'm a PE teacher haha.

I thought you were stealing Grim O'Grady's schtick.

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I did think about our good Spartans man, should maybe change that sign off next time. Fudge - I'm a football man, hence not a rugby clown. Thankfully. Grim

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I never met a PE teacher I liked.

They are all beasts. Imagine making a kid to P.E in pants and vest.

^^^ speccy fat boys who sweated gravy..

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Contemplating urinating in a mug next to my bed so I don't need to get up and go to the toilet

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Contemplating urinating in a mug next to my bed so I don't need to get up and go to the toilet

Go for it, but if you get close to the top, empty it out of the window and carry on. It might be easier just to go to the toilet.

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Decided to go to the toilet, didn't want to risk overflowing

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It's always a tricky judgement, I think you made the right call. Next time have a pint glass or a *wide necked bottle ready just in case.

*girths vary, adapt if necessary.

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Get a bucket, you'd have to empty it fewer times.

This really is a problem of modern life. Can post on P&B, but can't be arsed going for a pee.

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There is/was a lassie in the year above that I get on really well with, and so much so that I was contemplating asking her out. But, as it turns out, she's 'seeing' this absolute c**t of a human being that I so happen to know.

Raging to say the least, and I do feel I'll be using this thread a fair bit, cheers partickfan.

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There is/was a lassie in the year above that I get on really well with, and so much so that I was contemplating asking her out. But, as it turns out, she's 'seeing' this absolute c**t of a human being that I so happen to know.

Raging to say the least, and I do feel I'll be using this thread a fair bit, cheers partickfan.

Ask him out

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Get a bucket, you'd have to empty it fewer times.

This really is a problem of modern life. Can post on P&B, but can't be arsed going for a pee.

I'm thinking that marketing the Chamber Pot may have moderate success. Guaranteed winner for university shops to stop folk in halls pissing in their sinks.

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