Mark Connolly Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 How do you accidentally hit on your boss? I've been doing it deliberately, and she's not a fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 How do you accidentally hit on your boss? I've been doing it deliberately, and she's not a fan. I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive. You silky tongued romeo, you.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I just saw a Fudge-a-like at Partick train station. I was on my way over to say hello and I realised it wasn't him. Exciting story. A toffee easy mistake to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive. I'm sure he was massively turned on by the suggestion of male rape. In, definitely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive. You should have followed it up with flicking some shite at him. Always a winner when in the showers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Wait. So you were in the showers with your boss, at work, and you started cracking jokes about prison rape? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Wait. So you were in the showers with your boss, at work, and you started cracking jokes about prison rape? No. You have a twisted mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I think I accidentally hit on a suspcted homosexual manager (who is pretty much my boss) at work earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 You didnt hit on your boss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 No. You have a twisted mind. Dee Man, Mozza, shotgun, topcat - does this sound suspicious to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 For the first time in my life I am fat. It's crept up on me. Since I've had my car I've been driving to uni instead of walking back and forth from the train station, I've spent the last month revising in my house not going anywhere and eating tons of food. I've always thought I was invincible to getting fat but all of a sudden I've got a wee pot belly. It's not even the drink that's to blame, I've barely been going out because I've been so busy. It's just pure accumulated winter fat and its not even been Christmas Day yet. Its a fucking disgrace. It ends today. Going for a run today and sit ups every morning for the foreseeable future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Eh? I wasnt in the showers with these lot. I was however filming them from a cubicle. We knew. We knew.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 For the first time in my life I am fat. It's crept up on me. Since I've had my car I've been driving to uni instead of walking back and forth from the train station, I've spent the last month revising in my house not going anywhere and eating tons of food. I've always thought I was invincible to getting fat but all of a sudden I've got a wee pot belly. It's not even the drink that's to blame, I've barely been going out because I've been so busy. It's just pure accumulated winter fat and its not even been Christmas Day yet. Its a fucking disgrace. It ends today. Going for a run today and sit ups every morning for the foreseeable future. Get that belly telt, Jama. Often wondered how people end up fat, surely they arrive at the point you have now and think woah, f**k this. I had a wee belly and a chubby puss in my early twenties but soon took corrective action when it became pretty noticeable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Overheard a lassie begging the manager of a local club to allow her son back in to the premises. Apparently he should have just been giving a warning for dealing drugs in the lavvies. So much WTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Often wondered how people end up fat Food is tasty, and we don't give a f**k. Case closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Why is there a bit of graffiti on Cowane Street in Stirling that reads, "VOTE YES, GABRIEL BYRNE!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Because Byrne is a notorious no-voting shitebag? Genuinely don't know if you're kidding. Does he live in Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Dee Man, Mozza, shotgun, topcat - does this sound suspicious to you? Well, the cumulative figure of the letters in DA Baracus is 70. 7+0=7 1970-7=1963...the year JFK was assassinated!! I reckon some of the posters on here are not who they appear to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 (edited) I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive.That's alright, a customer told me they wanted to name their partner on the policy and I went "what's her name" Nearly hung up when the guy said "he, his name is ....." That'll probably get me in trouble somewhere along the line.... Edited December 19, 2014 by mizfit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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