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Mine's is next Sunday and I shall do my best to celebrate my half century, thank you.

I shall let the "gods" reference pass (primarily because Wicca is a Goddess based theology) as it's your birthday - roll on tomorrow though!tongue.gif

Bloody women *grumble* :angry:

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Bloody women *grumble* :angry:

That's no excuse for your virginal state - there's three other weeks in the month.

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I've just seen a gentleman dressed in salmon pink slacks, a lemon yellow short sleeved shirt and Royal Stewart Tartan waistcoat.blink.gif

I would have said something but he's American and sartorial ghastliness is de riguer amongst our Colonial cousins!

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Ad Lib, you are going down a slippery slope - your obsession is one almighty pile of tedious shit.

Move on before it's too late.

I agree with this. The fact that he is obsessed with me is worrying.

Either a) He has never had his hole, or b) He is gay for me...... (Sorry Ad Lib I dont bat for that team if that's the case ;) )

Nae doubt this post will further my point when he goes on about "OH SOCIALIST LIAR" The irony when he says that is brilliant considering he's a tory. That's that last I've got to say on this matter, I'll give him his ball and let him play with it....

Ad Lib up for a game of fifa? Still got your gamertag :lol:

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I agree with this. The fact that he is obsessed with me is worrying.

Either a) He has never had his hole, or b) He is gay for me...... (Sorry Ad Lib I dont bat for that team if that's the case ;) )

Nae doubt this post will further my point when he goes on about "OH SOCIALIST LIAR" The irony when he says that is brilliant considering he's a tory. That's that last I've got to say on this matter, I'll give him his ball and let him play with it....

Ad Lib up for a game of fifa? Still got your gamertag :lol:

Its his 19th birthday today, he'll be out on the piss and fingering loads of pussy tonight won't he?

On second thoughts, he'll be available whatever time you're ready & hopes for a 90 minute game.

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I agree with this. The fact that he is obsessed with me is worrying.

Still not going to admit to lying then?

Either a) He has never had his hole, or b) He is gay for me...... (Sorry Ad Lib I dont bat for that team if that's the case ;) )

a) True

b) Untrue

Nae doubt this post will further my point when he goes on about "OH SOCIALIST LIAR" The irony when he says that is brilliant considering he's a tory. That's that last I've got to say on this matter, I'll give him his ball and let him play with it....

Irony where now?

Ad Lib up for a game of fifa? Still got your gamertag :lol:

:lol: my Xbox Live subscription has run-out, sadly. Probably won't renew it for a while as I've not played it in ages.

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