Fudge Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 She shouldn't be doing it because she knows I have a girlfriend so I feel each time she does it, I have to remind her it's poor from to keep my conscience clean. She's met my girlfriend and they get on well. One drunken evening she fondled her boobs and I still w**k about it to this day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I've ridden her umpteen times when we were 'officially' together do either way she is well and truly stored in my w**k bank. Any pictures of sent are replied to with a half heated reprimanded and tucked into the w**k bank for current or future usage So you describe her as 10/10 and as a really nice lass. WTF happened?! Why are you not with this chick?! Lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Story sounds a bit fishy to me now tbh, a 10/10 dece lass who you get on with is sending you naked photos and hinting she wants her clunge filled is almost a believable story. The part about her getting on with your girlfriend stinks of shite though, as every girlfriend in the world absolutely despises every single half decent looking female their boyfriend talks too, a 10/10 ex would have a girlfriend chopping your dick off in the night and smashing you in the face with it until you promised to never speak to her again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Story sounds a bit fishy to me now tbh, a 10/10 dece lass who you get on with is sending you naked photos and hinting she wants her clunge filled is almost a believable story. The part about her getting on with your girlfriend stinks of shite though, as every girlfriend in the world absolutely despises every single half decent looking female their boyfriend talks too, a 10/10 ex would have a girlfriend chopping your dick off in the night and smashing you in the face with it until you promised to never speak to her again. Shush, you. She shouldn't be doing it because she knows I have a girlfriend so I feel each time she does it, I have to remind her it's poor from to keep my conscience clean. She's met my girlfriend and they get on well. One drunken evening she fondled her boobs and I still w**k about it to this day I think it's safe to say that we all are, Fudgey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Spewed on lofts dancefloor last night after downing a dodgy pint before blaming it on the guy next to me when the bouncers came hunting. Poor fucker was confused when the bouncers wrestled him to the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Fudge is doing more wanking than throbber, lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Mr Bean has been reduced to doing shitey Snickers ads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Mr Bean has been reduced to doing shitey Snickers ads. Peter Andre doing Iceland's adverts make me laugh. Type 2 career cancer right there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 If she'd been ridden like Sea Biscuit I'd have listened to every last detail while masturbating furiously. She's too busy with work for a boyfriend and finds the majority of men she meets in London to be insufferable wanks so can't be bothered with a one night stand. When she's drunk she sends me naked pictures which I shamefully w**k to before deleting and never tell my girlfriend about I'll be in London next week, send me her details and we'll see what all the fuss is about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I feel that someone should remind Fudge that pictures can be shared in the NSFW forum. I look forward to catching up with him there in, say about...10 minutes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I wish I'd posted those photos I had of me banging Hayden Panettiere before I had to delete them from my phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I wish I'd posted those photos I had of me banging Hayden Panettiere before I had to delete them from my phone. As if anybody would ever delete those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) Yep, didn't DogalDoggDogg or something like that, get months of abuse for basically doing the exact same thing? He claimed he was going to post them, then didn't and took a load of absue for it. He then posted some pictures that look vaguely believable and 'amateurish'. A couple of weeks later I found the same pictures on some porn site and outed him. He then too more abuse for it. Sadly for the P&B community, I delete any pictures I receive pretty much as soon as I get them as I do not want naked pictures of someone who isn't my girlfriend on my phone. I wouldn't post them even if I did, because although I'm a wanker, I'm not a wanker Edited October 19, 2014 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I do not want naked pictures of someone who isn't my girlfriend on my phone. I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I do. I have. Pretty sure I've still got pics/movies of my ex gf on my laptop too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Saw the aftermath of a pretty bad car accident on the m90 about 5 miles outside of Perth going northbound. Think there are major delays and possibly a death or 2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Saw the aftermath of a pretty bad car accident on the m90 about 5 miles outside of Perth going northbound. Think there are major delays and possibly a death or 2 Hope nobody I know has died tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 I was 5 miles outside of Perth on the M90 northbound earlier today. Could have been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Looked pretty awful I'm sure it was a black BMW i saw on its back. I couldn't really stop and look obviously but it was within seconds of the accident i think 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 M90 accident causes delays By PAUL REOCH, 19 October 2014 4.51pm. 3 Share 2 Twitter Email DRIVERS ON the M90 faced frustrating delays after a car overturned on the motorway at Glenfarg, The accident happened on the northbound carriageway shortly after 3.15pm. A spokesperson for the Scottish Fire and Rescue Service said one person had been released before the fire crew arrived. It is understood no one was seriously injured. However, the road remained closed northbound because of fluid on the carriageway. Traffic quickly backed up and motorists were left static for over 90 minutes. Ends 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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