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One of my wee girls teeth fell out tonight, apparently the tooth fairy is now a fiver a time:o

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One of my wee girls teeth fell out tonight, apparently the tooth fairy is now a fiver a time:o

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Sod that,When i was a kid it was 10p.

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Sod that,When i was a kid it was 10p.

But she expects it here and also when she goes home tomorrow:o

£10 for one tooth? I dont get paid till Friday, someone smack me in the gub:ph34r:

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A man called up to order gay porn from Sky Box Office tonight. He initially said he just wanted to book channel *whatever channel it was* at 11pm but I made him confirm the name of the film.

Edited by Fudge

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Sod that,When i was a kid it was 10p.

inflation.

could there not a scenario where the tooth fairy had invested in an icelandic bank during the credit crunch and thus the price of teeth like the price of gold has dropped? a valuable financial lesson could be taught.

in other news. Spartacus: blood and sand. its so bad it should be awful, but its strangely engrossing -i wonder why.....

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A man called up to order gay porn from Sky Box Office tonight. He initially said he just wanted to book channel *whatever channel it was* at 11pm but I made him confirm the name of the film.

...and did you tell him if said film was any good or not? (well, someone had to ask that question...:P)

I had that all the time when I worked at Sky. Always ended the call with 'hope you enjoy your night...'.

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Did you know there is an indian restaurant magazine called Spice Business.

It makes a shit read.

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I heard my next door neighbour having sex earlier on when I was in the garden, he was in his garden as well I think. I'm going to make more noise from now on when I'm gardening so he knows I'm there.

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Been going out with my girlfriend for 4 months now, its been all good. Im a happy man. :D

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Been going out with my girlfriend for 4 months now, its been all good. Im a happy man. :D

You've got a girlfriend? By Vectron's tartan plaid, you should have said! :o

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One of my wee girls teeth fell out tonight, apparently the tooth fairy is now a fiver a time:o

:o I never got anything more than a pound!

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You've got a girlfriend? By Vectron's tartan plaid, you should have said! :o

I was waiting on that comment. :rolleyes:

:o I never got anything more than a pound!

I got 50p!

Also, how does she get £10? Once its gone for £5 then thats it gone, it doesnt come back to be sent away again. Well, it never did when I was younger.

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During my game today I rolled my sleeves up a wee bit, which left about an inch gap of skin between the end of my gloves and the sleeve exposed to the sun. Came home, took my shirt of and noticed I had two bands of sunburn about halfway up my arm. I look like an idiot! :lol:

Something similar happened to me a couple of years ago, the only difference was I had rolled up both sleeves, but one fell back down, and I left the other one, so I had one burnt arm and one non burnt arm. :lol:

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Was at the park with a mate at like 4am and a police car slowed down next to us and stared at us for about 2 minutes and then drove away. :blink:

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Patti Boyd. What a woman. She was the inspiration for Something by The Beatles, Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton and Layla by Derek and the Dominoes. What a CV.

She's got an eye for a man it must be said. George sits in his temple all day then Big Eric comes along with his alcohol addiction.

It's been noted that Boyd absolutely detests Wonderful Tonight and can't listen to it.

Edited by The Hero of the Day

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You've got a girlfriend? By Vectron's tartan plaid, you should have said! :o

He wasn't able to type, his fingers have been stuck up her for 3 and a half months.

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Was at the park with a mate at like 4am and a police car slowed down next to us and stared at us for about 2 minutes and then drove away. :blink:

Any reason you were hanging arounds parks at 4am? seems a bit weird.

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Any reason you were hanging arounds parks at 4am? seems a bit weird.

Clearly a paedo on the nightshift.

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