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A Betterware catalogue came though my door no more than ten minutes ago.

Had a flick through it. Some of the stuff was quite cool. There was a 'Chrome Banana Hook', which held your bananas in the kitchen, away from other fruits because "bananas emits a gas that causes other fruits to ripen more rapidly". There was also a 'Double Cereal Dispenser' which was pretty much one of the McFlurry topping dispensers, only gave you your cereal. Impressive.

There are some ridiculous things though, that I really don't know why anyone would consider buying. There's a 'Tree Face', which is a three-piece set of eyes, a nose and a mouth. It also doubles up as a bird feeder.

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A Betterware catalogue came though my door no more than ten minutes ago.

Had a flick through it. Some of the stuff was quite cool. There was a 'Chrome Banana Hook', which held your bananas in the kitchen, away from other fruits because "bananas emits a gas that causes other fruits to ripen more rapidly". There was also a 'Double Cereal Dispenser' which was pretty much one of the McFlurry topping dispensers, only gave you your cereal. Impressive.

There are some ridiculous things though, that I really don't know why anyone would consider buying. There's a 'Tree Face', which is a three-piece set of eyes, a nose and a mouth. It also doubles up as a bird feeder.

You don't consider a Chrome Banana Hook to be a bit ridiculous?

The bit about fruit emitting gas reminds me of Brass Eye :lol:

Edited by Breaking Decency

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What happens when you've only got one banana left? You've got a silly piece of metal cluttering up the kitchen, and nowhere to put the banana!

Edit: I meant to say:

I've already got a banana holder. It's called a woman.

Edited by Dunc

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No, in fact, I consider it genius!

Chrome Banana Hook

Double Cereal Dispenser

Tree Face...

Now tell me this, which one wouldn't be beneficial to your life?

I don't eat bananas

Cereal already comes in it's own storage container - boxes

That tree thing is fucking scary

Answer: None of them

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What happens when you've only got one banana left? You've got a silly piece of metal cluttering up the kitchen, and nowhere to put the banana!

Aye, you need to balance the b*****d in the wee loop at the top. Not ideal but, hey, I don't want its emissions ruining my other perfectly good fruit.

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What happens when you've only got one banana left? You've got a silly piece of metal cluttering up the kitchen, and nowhere to put the banana!

Edit: I meant to say:

I've already got a banana holder. It's called a woman.

:lol:

They never thought about that.

I don't eat bananas

Cereal already comes in it's own storage container - boxes

That tree thing is fucking scary

Answer: None of them

Well, could I interest you in a Potato Case then?

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You could, but it's out of stock until 21st May. Sorry.

Pube waffles, so it is.

I apologise for any inconvenience caused.

Edited by Smurph

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What am I doing, browsing a Betterware site. But here, what's this? An Incredible Ear. Now I can listen to private conversations. That'll do me now that my Invisibility Cloak needs new batteries.

Edit - you might want one too so here's the link. http://www.betterware.co.uk/productdetails.aspx?pid=056918&cid=107&language=en-GB

And in my other ear..... http://www.betterware.co.uk/productdetails.aspx?pid=057638&cid=107&language=en-GB

This is great fun. Cheers.

Edited by th1stleandr0se

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What am I doing, browsing a Betterware site. But here, what's this? An Incredible Ear. Now I can listen to private conversations. That'll do me now that my Invisibility Cloak needs new batteries.

Edit - you might want one too so here's the link. http://www.betterwar...&language=en-GB

That's the single most creepiest thing I've ever heard of in my life.

There's a fucking battery tester getting sold on that website. Yes, that's right: A BATTERY tester. Honestly, those that buy that are in need of help - and fast.

http://www.betterware.co.uk/productdetails.aspx?pid=058291&cid=107&language=en-GB

What a website.

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What am I doing, browsing a Betterware site. But here, what's this? An Incredible Ear. Now I can listen to private conversations. That'll do me now that my Invisibility Cloak needs new batteries.

Edit - you might want one too so here's the link. http://www.betterware.co.uk/productdetails.aspx?pid=056918&cid=107&language=en-GB

And in my other ear..... http://www.betterware.co.uk/productdetails.aspx?pid=057638&cid=107&language=en-GB

This is great fun. Cheers.

I also got one of those incredible ear things in my stocking another year! Was my mum seriously doing her christmas shopping from the Betterware catalogue? :unsure:

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First round of golf in about a year tomorrow, this would be a RTBC but there isn't a chance in hell I will play to my old handicap which is rather annoying.

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After trolling about the site contributing next to nothing for the past couple of years, I've decided I'm going to make an effort to post more often...

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There is something about Sharleen Spiteri that I find mind-numbingly attractive; but I can't put my finger on what it is.

:(

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