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I don't think I've ever seen a good looking real life lesbian.

They all look like Clyde Til We Die.

I didn't expect that at all, and a good laugh is just what I need at the moment considering I'm well into my 2 day hangover.

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Go into her dads drawers and find the porn dvds?

Put a pair of her knickers over your head, line the gusset up with your nose, and inhale

For the love of God, do not get these two suggestions muddled up.

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A mate has just text me from Amsterdam letting me know he is stuck due to the ash cloud,Lucky b*****d.

Edited by keithgy

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A mate has just text me from Amsterdam letting me know he is stuck due to the ash cloud,Lucky b*****d.

Surely those Coffee shops have an emegency exit:huh::ph34r:

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Been asked to play in the 5's this year but I am fearing for my life If I accept. Work oot the team for yourself:ph34r:

Edited by ffcsam

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I don't think I've ever seen a good looking real life lesbian.

They all look like Clyde Til We Die.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I'm getting ridiculously sentimental (or gay) in my old age. I'm watching Hook just now, and it was the bit the wee black boy is feeling Peter's face, and then says "Oh there you are, Peter!". The soppy music started and i had to re-adjust my contact lenses due to a sudden downpour of tears.

It's getting pathetic.

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The first division forum has well and truly turned into a massive Fife orgy.

Not something you'll need to worry about for a while.

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Wow, that's really witty.

It's not the jibe that cuts, but the blade of truth to which it is attached.

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