GypsyTillIDie Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 The first division forum has well and truly turned into a massive Fife orgy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 The first division forum has well and truly turned into a massive Fife orgy. Not something you'll need to worry about for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 I don't think I've ever seen a good looking real life lesbian. They all look like Clyde Til We Die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Not something you'll need to worry about for a while. Wow, that's really witty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Wow, that's really witty. Thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 16, 2010 Author Share Posted May 16, 2010 Wow, that's really witty. It's not the jibe that cuts, but the blade of truth to which it is attached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Shut up William. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 HI! I love Miley Cyrus, she is the hottest thing to ever to live on this planet shame her music is shit but the music vids are great! BYE! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Eating a bag of chocolate chip cookies in the space of half an hour is not advisable. I want to go to my bed, but feel like I might spew if I lie down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Eating a bag of chocolate chip cookies in the space of half an hour is not advisable. I want to go to my bed, but feel like I might spew if I lie down. Lightweight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 I'm getting ridiculously sentimental (or gay) in my old age. I'm watching Hook just now, and it was the bit the wee black boy is feeling Peter's face, and then says "Oh there you are, Peter!". The soppy music started and i had to re-adjust my contact lenses due to a sudden downpour of tears. Were you crying because he's a minority? Shut up William. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 I'm getting ridiculously sentimental (or gay) in my old age. I'm watching Hook just now, and it was the bit the wee black boy is feeling Peter's face, and then says "Oh there you are, Peter!". The soppy music started and i had to re-adjust my contact lenses due to a sudden downpour of tears. It's getting pathetic. "Your doing it Peter.. Your doing it" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Just had a flick through the Ayrshire Post. How depressing. Three more pubs shut(council now say 27 less licenses being used since 3 years ago), two ongoing murder trials, hotels and leisure parks rotting away. No wonder I stopped reading that paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badgefelt Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 (edited) I'm Ron. Edited May 17, 2010 by Badgefelt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Should get my car back from the repairers today which is a good thing as the novelty of driving a Peugeot 207 wore off very quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 I saw Ian Black in Livingston shopping centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 I saw Ian Black in Livingston shopping centre. Did he have shopping bags? Where had he been? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud To Be A Diamond Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Me an my mate from Falkirk went out one day, like. You know, we had a great time so we did. We were walking through town and this guy comes up to me and says,"Mate, you got the time?" Well I was raging. I hate the word mate as it is normally used as a term of endearment by those I have no intention of mating with, let alone inhaling to waste valuable vocal chord wear on. "f**k off, its as simple as," I reply. Kinda shite I know, but that's just me. We continued on our way and were chatting and some good old banter with each other. This random guy fell over and I said,"LOL". I'm not even gonna lie, they certainly were good times. Then we saw this dude fighting with his friend. I asked them: "Why you fighting with each other?" One of them says, "Because he called me a douche." "C'mon just chillax," I reply,"Are yous friends?" One of them says,"Yeah, he's my mucker." Then the other says,"No. I don't work on a building site and I am not a Blackpool hooligan." My friend buts in and says,"ha m8 ur a fukin spesh" before we made a hasty escape and they started fighting again as we continued through town. "Dunno what all that jazz was about," my Falkirk mate says to me. "I know," I reply,"It was Ridonkulous." "Let us go on the lash," my crazy Falkirk friend says to me. "Damn right man, I'm going to be messy tonight." Before we entered the pub a crazy mad man came up to us and screamed: "Franchise... Franchise Scum... Livi Franchise Scum... Fuckin Livi Franchise Scum" Must have been a Dundee fan. "That was soooo random," my mate says. "But that guy is a legend!" The pub looked ace from the beginning as we entered people began shouting,"WOOP WOOP! WOOP WOOP!" It was pure carnage so it was but in an awesome way. "Yeah, basically, I was, like, literally working my backside off eh, but," says the barman. "I don't give a f**k mate, get us two pints," I kindly reply. "Yeah sure," he said. "I've been dead busy the day lads." He gets us a couple of pints and we sit and watch the football. "Should've, could've, would've," screamed the commentator. "He is a good shot stopped though, isn't he. Hard lines for the poor lad there and its still 0-0 in this six pointer match." "My pint tastes shit," my mate says. "You've tasted shit before?" I reply. I then went up to get some scran. "Any food on the go?" I asked. The barman laughs. "Naw, ya plamf ye." I get pissed of and stand up on the bar. "What's the script, mate? I'm uber crazy me. Don't call me a plamf ya bufty!" All the peeps in the bar are looking at me. "Sorry man," the barman replied. "I've got no food. You will have to go to Maccy's next door." "Coolage," I answered and leave with my friend. Outside there is a gang of neds. One of them says,"What you looking at?" "Aw am gonnae smash aw these c***s," I says to my mate. After I battered the f**k out of all the c***s I popped in to the bookies to stick a cheeky fiver on 2-1 which won so all in all it was an epic day out. -7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 (edited) Lightweight. My tolerance levels to chocolate are indeed in decline. Might be an age thing, so you'll be feeling it pretty soon too. It's could possibly because of my change of lifestyle too. Since I started going to the gym, I notice that I feel pretty rank after eating really fatty food. I had a McDonalds about two months ago and felt absolutely murder after it. I haven't had one since, as even the very thought of one turns my stomach. Edited May 17, 2010 by Michael W 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Me an my mate from Falkirk went out one day, like. You know, we had a great time so we did.... ...After I battered the f**k out of all the c***s I popped in to the bookies to stick a cheeky fiver on 2-1 which won so all in all it was an epic day out. Didnae happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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