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My missus keeps saying if I can do a clematis.

Well I think that's what she's saying.

My missus stops short of that.

She keeps asking me if I can do one.

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Currently watching American Psycho for the first time - the source of our favourite p n b gifs. What a film. Mind = blown.

You've never watched American Psycho before?

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Oh really? I was told that story by an SNP candidate five years ago.

ETA - They've got mixed up. The SNP candidate's election agent argued that by putting a positive comment beside the SNP box, the voter had expressed a clear preference. The other candidates/election agents told him to do one.

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In work today, it was the Scottish Hairdressing Awards or something bogus like that. For the first time in the 6 months I've worked there, there was an actual physical fight. The two organisers (one c. 60, the other c. 40) started having a go at each other on stage over who could speak on the microphone, and then words were exchanged, and then handbags were literally thrown at each other and a full scale riot started. People in the crowd were booing and we had to close the bar an hour and a half early because of the disruption. One of the girls who wasn't even involved had her nose broken and the police came in, but for some reason she refused to give a statement. When the 60-year old was walking past everyone, being escorted out by the bouncers, she started headbutting people on the way to the door. Utter madness. A fucking hairdressing awards. The amateur boxing is less rowdy than this was.

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eta. Apart from the television, I have never seen a Partick Thistle strip in my life. Somebody just walked past my front window wearing one! I live on the east coast.

I was visiting a friend in a tiny country pub on the Welsh/English border that you can only really get to by narrowboat. Falkirk were playing Partick Thistle at home that day and pumped them. I used to get the Falkirk programmes posted to me and got it that Saturday morning, so I took it with me to read while I was waiting for my mate. I left him there early evening, and forgot the programme on the bar. Just after I left a bunch of weegies arrived off a boat, one of whom was a Jag. The programme totally freaked him out. How the fcuk did it get there? One of his friends might be winding him up, but how could they get hold of what was clearly that afternoon's programme? He's probably still in therapy.

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How to retire in style.

1) First get a job in the Vatican.

2)..err, that's it.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/01/pope-furious-cardinal-luxury-flat-vatican

The last line has the icing on the cake:

La Repubblica said that Bertone would share the apartment with three nuns..
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