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Got a new job.

£200 extra a month. Hooray!

I'm gonna break the postman's back with Amazon parcels.

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Only a complete imbecile would accidentally punch his own balls from behind while wiping.

Oh.

And you will note that I don't favour that frankly disgusting anus wiping technique.

You on the other hand...

You're not called dabs for nothing.

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I'm going to block everyone who calls it slice. I'm not joking.

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I knew this would happen, my only predjuce is towards calling it Lorne. I think it's because I'd never heard the term until maybe 10 years ago and now that's what younger folk only know it as. I feel like we've been invaded and I've no idea where from.

From fife up to north Angus I've called it slicey and been understood so where does the term "lorne" come from?

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It was invented by Lorne Greene of Bonanza! fame.

Horseradish,it was invented by Ralph Malph Slice of happy days fame

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It was invented by Lorne Greene of Bonanza! fame.

Only if that were true, we could call it Galactica sausage.

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I got a apple pie from Morrisons today it was a fucking cherry pie in a Apple pie box I'm gutted :(

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Only if that were true, we could call it Galactica sausage.

It's called Flat, after Rascal Flatts the popular Country and Western combo.

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I got a apple pie from Morrisons today it was a fucking cherry pie in a Apple pie box I'm gutted :(

You're complaining about getting some unexpected sweet cherry pie?

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You're complaining about getting some unexpected sweet cherry pie?

Yes I prefer Apple :(

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