Derry Alli Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 You live in a very nice neighbourhood, Mully. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dele said: You live in a very nice neighbourhood, Mully. You know he probably lives under one of those bushes. Still nice though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 23 minutes ago, Dele said: You live in a very nice neighbourhood, Mully. My neighbour’s lavvy is sitting in his front garden. If that’s nice, then so be it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Stirling tonight... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 8 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Tell him first game of the season I'm gonna knock him out . -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My neighbour’s lavvy is sitting in his front garden. If that’s nice, then so be it. You've never been to Whitfield, have you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My neighbour’s lavvy is sitting in his front garden. If that’s nice, then so be it. Your neighbour owns their own lavvy. Feckin' yuppies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 8 hours ago, Shotgun said: Your neighbour owns their own lavvy. Feckin' yuppies. And already somebody has stolen the seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: After another hard day grafting at the coal face, I come home to find the next door neighbour seems to have installed an outdoor toilet. Talk about shitting on your own doorstep. That's great news. Some of us even have indoor toilets now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Some of us even have indoor toilets now. Posh c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Posh c**t. Oh I just go in the woods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Been sat in a little bar watching a guy spend over the last hour playing luggage jenga with his car. He still has to find room for his wife and two kids! He is now trying to fit in a kitchen sink basin filled with toilet rolls. He also has enough plastic bags to send Greenpeace into utter meltdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Oh I just go in the woods. are you the clarty cnut who leaves turds hanging from branches in little bags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, supermik said: Been sat in a little bar watching a guy spend over the last hour playing luggage jenga with his car. He still has to find room for his wife and two kids! He is now trying to fit in a kitchen sink basin filled with toilet rolls. He also has enough plastic bags to send Greenpeace into utter meltdown. Reminds me of a mature student at my student halls. He was the dead spit of Jimmy Nail so we used to call him "Spender". But we were afraid to tell him this as he looked quite hard. Anyway one day one of us plucked up the courage to take to him and said "you look like Spender". He grinned and replied, not in a Geordie but in a thick Cornish accent "All moi friends call me that". Good guy. The reason I mention "Spender" is that the last time I saw him he was leaving at the end of term and he had piled all his belongings into his Peugeot 105 with only the drivers seat being free of clutter. We wished him good luck on his long journey from Aberdeen to Cornwall and as he left he uttered the immortal words: "If oi have to break suddenly, oi'm fooked!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 P.s. Salou is shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Oh I just go in the woods. Big team found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 P.s. Salou is shite.Can tell. Been on yer phone for most of yer holiday ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 P.s. Salou is shite.Get yourself down to the Corra Linn bar, you're obviously hanging out in the wrong places.Spirit measures that make your eyes water. Good food at good prices. Pub quizzes are a great laugh. Paco the owner is a legend.Love Salou. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: 28 minutes ago, supermik said: P.s. Salou is shite. Can tell. Been on yer phone for most of yer holiday Honestly mate, paid a few quid for this place and the food at Butlins is better. Hotel itself is nice enough but it is more geared towards the home market. Last week it was full of 16/17 year old Spanish schoolgirls, this week it is full of 12/13 year old Spanish schoolboys. Live and learn though, should have done my homework better. Could be worse though, along the road is the full cockney sparrow, luvly jubbly, Del Boy, come and have a full English like you have been away from Blighty for years type of place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Honestly mate, paid a few quid for this place and the food at Butlins is better. Hotel itself is nice enough but it is more geared towards the home market. Last week it was full of 16/17 year old Spanish schoolgirls, this week it is full of 12/13 year old Spanish schoolboys. Live and learn though, should have done my homework better. Could be worse though, along the road is the full cockney sparrow, luvly jubbly, Del Boy, come and have a full English like you have been away from Blighty for years type of place.Full of locals..... I'm going there on Thursday for a week:-).Salou I've been to before and it's what you expect and by aound of it its away to get hotter for my arrival.Taps aff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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