Hillonearth Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 When I was cutting the grass last week, I found a scabby old stuffed animal toy lying on the rearmost bit of it. We back onto woodland, so I had no idea how it got there - I just launched it into the woods. Strangely, two or three days later it was back, so it got punted again. Finally sussed out who the culprit was this morning - a fox wandering about the garden with the toy in his mouth like a big daft dug. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 10 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My idea of training a magpie army doesn't sound so stupid now. Didn’t they try and train seagulls to spot submarines in The Forth? Don’t think it worked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 11 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: That's some Carrion. Sorry, I'll get my coot. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 44 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Didn’t they try and train seagulls to spot submarines in The Forth? Don’t think it worked. If the Russians had been in the conning tower eating a steak bake the fuckers would have been all over them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife got attacked by a crow earlier. She was sitting on the back step having a tab when it swooped down and scratched her on the cheek. To say she was shaken is an understatement. I’ve now been charged with finding the crow and brining it to justice. Pickling it in salt water? That'll teach the fecker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: FTFY Always someone sticking their beak in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 This looks a nice alternative way of weather forecastcasting however I am sure hanging around for coconut gone and coconut jumping up and down is not wise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 This looks a nice alternative way of weather forecastcasting however I am sure hanging around for coconut gone and coconut jumping up and down is not wise. Fiji? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Swarley said: 1 hour ago, CaspianChris said: This looks a nice alternative way of weather forecastcasting however I am sure hanging around for coconut gone and coconut jumping up and down is not wise. Fiji? Hilltoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Hilltoon. Nah - Radisson mate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-48702392 Quote A school asked children to nominate their peers for awards including "best looking", "biggest ego" and "biggest poser". The voting form was sent to parents of pupils at Hugh Christie School in Tonbridge, Kent. Other categories in the Year 9 celebration assembly awards included "biggest strop" and "best couple". The school has apologised for the "inappropriate" form and launched an investigation. Leaving aside the fact that the quoted tweet there has a whopping eight likes, my school's yearbook had awards featuring "rear of the year," "most likely to be a Page 3 model," "best whitey" and "most likely to appear on Crimewatch" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 A young lady I know was voted “Biggest slut” in her yearbook. One to tell the grandkids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-48702392 Leaving aside the fact that the quoted tweet there has a whopping eight likes, my school's yearbook had awards featuring "rear of the year," "most likely to be a Page 3 model," "best whitey" and "most likely to appear on Crimewatch" Reported to the education authorities for racism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: A young lady I know was voted “Biggest slut” in her yearbook. One to tell the grandkids. She can probably tell them now if the yearbook was accurate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 When I was cutting the grass last week, I found a scabby old stuffed animal toy lying on the rearmost bit of it. We back onto woodland, so I had no idea how it got there - I just launched it into the woods. Strangely, two or three days later it was back, so it got punted again. Finally sussed out who the culprit was this morning - a fox wandering about the garden with the toy in his mouth like a big daft dug.Worst ‘I’ve got a big country estate’ post ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Worst ‘I’ve got a big country estate’ post ever. Or alternatively, a garden that backs onto woodland Edited June 20, 2019 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-48702392 Leaving aside the fact that the quoted tweet there has a whopping eight likes, my school's yearbook had awards featuring "rear of the year," "most likely to be a Page 3 model," "best whitey" and "most likely to appear on Crimewatch" pics or... unless you were voted "Rear of the Year" in which case... widn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) Playing in an over 30's 6s tournament later with a team of guys I work with. Only strip we could get was Man Utd, on account of one of the boys in here being a Man Utd fan and buying the new strip every year since he was 18 odds. Every one of them has the number 7 and his name above it. I hope we lose heavily. Edited June 21, 2019 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ross. said: Playing in an over 30's 6s tournament later with a team of guys I work with. Only strip we could get was Man Utd, on account of one of the boys in here being a Man Utd fan and buying the new strip every year since he was 18 odds. Every one of them has the number 7 and his name above it. I hope we lose heavily. P&B is willing you to karate kick a spectator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, Ross. said: Playing in an over 30's 6s tournament later with a team of guys I work with. Only strip we could get was Man Utd, on account of one of the boys in here being a Man Utd fan and buying the new strip every year since he was 18 odds. Every one of them has the number 7 and his name above it. I hope we lose heavily. Just stand in the middle of the pitch doing this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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