Boghead ranter Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 29 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I'm fairly sure that it wasn't the throbber. Never realised that throbber had gone bust, my condolences to him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 54 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I've had a sore back for the last week so I went for a sauna at lunchtime today to try and loosen it up. When I was there, one of my fellow sauna patrons was having what appeared to be a manic episode. He was talking constantly for about 20-25 minutes, talking about conspiracy theories, the Rothchilds, the Illumati, claiming that we are all a number, that you declare yourself a freeman on the land, that space is a photoshop job etc. It was a bit odd and I just nodded along. What do you do in that sort of situation? Also, now that I've had 20-30 minutes in the sauna my eyes have been watering all afternoon, people think I'm crying at my desk. Anal probed by lizard alien imho I only go to that sort of a sauna o a Friday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 29 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Not that sort of sauna, you dirty dog. I felt bad for the guy, he was clearly a bit unwell. At one point he said he mentioned psychiatric care, I think he's obviously been unwell. Hopefully, he's OK, getting out and doin grelatively normal stuff like going for the pool and sauna will help. He mentioned he didn't drink alcohol as it was a poison that controls your mind so I'm fairly sure that it wasn't the throbber. Not stalking you but was that in the sauna at Dalry Swim Centre? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I've had a sore back for the last week so I went for a sauna at lunchtime today to try and loosen it up. When I was there, one of my fellow sauna patrons was having what appeared to be a manic episode. He was talking constantly for about 20-25 minutes, talking about conspiracy theories, the Rothchilds, the Illumati, claiming that we are all a number, that you declare yourself a freeman on the land, that space is a photoshop job etc. It was a bit odd and I just nodded along. What do you do in that sort of situation? Also, now that I've had 20-30 minutes in the sauna my eyes have been watering all afternoon, people think I'm crying at my desk.The guy was obviously crying out for a swift hand job. Hang your head in shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Not stalking you but was that in the sauna at Dalry Swim Centre? No, although I have been there occasionally for a sauna. Not for a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 PC brigade need to get a grip. It was ill advised but how can you say it was definitely racist intent.Pity as his show was pretty good. Seems like a nice guy.Back in his drinking days, he was an anti-Scottish racist wee shite (in his late night Radio 1 show) so feck him. He's also not funny. So feck him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 41 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: PC brigade need to get a grip. It was ill advised but how can you say it was definitely racist intent. Pity as his show was pretty good. Seems like a nice guy. Back in his drinking days, he was an anti-Scottish racist wee shite (in his late night Radio 1 show) so feck him. He's also not funny. So feck him. Did he not used to be a London cabbie? Nuff said. P.S. Got him mixed up with Fred Housego, thought they were the same person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Back in his drinking days, he was an anti-Scottish racist wee shite (in his late night Radio 1 show) so feck him. He's also not funny. So feck him.Had no idea about this. Just going by his show on sat morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Who's to say he's wrong? Me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I've had a sore back for the last week so I went for a sauna at lunchtime today to try and loosen it up. When I was there, one of my fellow sauna patrons was having what appeared to be a manic episode. He was talking constantly for about 20-25 minutes, talking about conspiracy theories, the Rothchilds, the Illumati, claiming that we are all a number, that you declare yourself a freeman on the land, that space is a photoshop job etc. It was a bit odd and I just nodded along. What do you do in that sort of situation? Also, now that I've had 20-30 minutes in the sauna my eyes have been watering all afternoon, people think I'm crying at my desk.Did you get a happy finish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Did you get a happy finish? Happy finish? f**k sake. Posh thistle b*****d *happy ending 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I see Spamheid’s back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 The ‘happy ending’? Hey fellas, the ‘happy ending’! Well ohh-la-di-da, mister Frenchman.”“Well, what do you call it?”“A cock punch!” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Happy finish? f**k sake. Posh thistle b*****d *happy endingIt's a fucking happy finish..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 It's ma burfday and I've just been told I'm getting tattooed later today for free. [emoji4] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I had no idea this was a thing until a couple of hours ago - people camping out on the yellow sticker aisle in a supermarket waiting for further reductions. The missus had the trolley and I'd gone to the next aisle to pick something up....we appeared from opposite ends of the aisle and I noticed a big pile of Pizza Expresses reduced to a quid. A middle-aged couple had apparently set up their trolley at an angle to defend their hoard and were growling at her approaching with the trolley. I genuinely never registered the pair of them as I came in from the other end of the aisle, picked the pile of cheesy goodness up and dumped them in the trolley., but apparently if looks could kill I'd have been lying on the floor. f**k knows what price they were waiting on them going down to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 This just flashed up on my P&B.... honestly I only posted on the Rangers forum ONCE! Spoiler It's actually a musical based on the story of Dutch Resistance fighter which was turned into a film by Paul Verhoven with Ruger Hauer. Hmm... Verhoven...World War 2... sounds like "Springtime for Hitler" but with tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: This just flashed up on my P&B.... honestly I only posted on the Rangers forum ONCE! Hide contents It's actually a musical based on the story of Dutch Resistance fighter which was turned into a film by Paul Verhoven with Ruger Hauer. Hmm... Verhoven...World War 2... sounds like "Springtime for Hitler" but with tits. The first 2 were excellent, the 3rd was pretty poor, but the 4th where they introduced the aliens from the planet Fé-nyian that are secretly manipulating everything was laughably bad. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DA Baracus Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Still upsetting that he was able to walk away from that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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