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Stunning young charity collector approached me today like I was her long lost brother.
And what are you up to today?
Minding my own business.
Been done this way before. Approached by a stunner with some small talk, then they break out the child soldier photos whilst you frantically try and figure out who this person is....
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16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
1 hour ago, welshbairn said:
Stunning young charity collector approached me today like I was her long lost brother.
And what are you up to today?
Minding my own business.

Been done this way before. Approached by a stunner with some small talk, then they break out the child soldier photos whilst you frantically try and figure out who this person is....

That's how the religious cults used to recruit too, more with a hint of sex being on the cards though.

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Taken the bairn to Ryze (trampoline place) for an hour.  It’s full of screaming kids  as expected however a couple of women who could only be described as “morbidly obese” have turned up and I doubt the tension in the trampolines are ready for that jelly. 

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3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Taken the bairn to Ryze (trampoline place) for an hour.  It’s full of screaming kids  as expected however a couple of women who could only be described as “morbidly obese” have turned up and I doubt the tension in the trampolines are ready for that jelly. 

perhaps they're back ups in case something goes wrong with the trampolines.

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