sjc Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 13 hours ago, tamthebam said: so Aneka was living in sin with her Japanese boy, the slag. That's a long sleeve kimono. It's not the length of the sleeve on the arm but what hangs down from it. (Yeh, I was confused at first too!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 6 hours ago, GordonD said: Wid. And what about Aneka? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 4 hours ago, mathematics said: Based in Tokyo (shinjuko). Mrs Mathematics is a total geek so anything science or techy will be up her street. There's plenty geeky and techy things to see in Tokyo alone, let alone the rest of the country. There's lots to see here both modern and old though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: And what about Aneka? Mary Sandeman in her day was a fine looking woman, better than some of the monsters that have shown up on the MILF thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 3 hours ago, sjc said: That's a long sleeve kimono. It's not the length of the sleeve on the arm but what hangs down from it. (Yeh, I was confused at first too!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Quote Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999“A search party struggled to find the body but eventually found a human skull and a pair of trousers on Thursday.”EpitaphsR’Us [emoji208][emoji208][emoji208][emoji208][emoji208] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999Up ye get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Ordered a Zulu's (Dundee's own brand Nandos - half the price) and everytime I hear a motor outside I'm up out my seat looking to see if its my food. Starvin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Just played fives with big Doug Rougvie. Taught him how to defend. Good laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 12 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-47843999 “A search party struggled to find the body but eventually found a human skull and a pair of trousers on Thursday.” EpitaphsR’Us that's going to be the epitaph for @Melanius Mullarkey you know... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Dele said: Ordered a Zulu's (Dundee's own brand Nandos - half the price) and everytime I hear a motor outside I'm up out my seat looking to see if its my food. Starvin'. "Did you order a takeaway of army rations..?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akredz Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, akredz said: We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away. instruct your wife to mention the stolen Van Goghs, Rolexes, gold bars etc to the insurance company... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 39 minutes ago, akredz said: We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away. Sounds like she had a good party anyway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Just realised that as the Spotify account linked to our Echo/Alexa thing is mine, I can blast any old s***e out of it even if I'm hundreds of miles away offshore. This is going to be fun whenever my other half is at home at night... Stick on sexual healing for her whilst she gets pumped by the neighbout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, akredz said: We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away. Get her on the next flight home. Where is your house over here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Mary Sandeman in her day was a fine looking woman, better than some of the monsters that have shown up on the MILF thread.“Strumpets of Yore” thread for this fetish....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 We live in the States now, but still have a home in Scotland and my wife goes back regularly to visit friends and family. I've just had a very long phone conversation with her, during which she calmly informed me our house got broken into last night, whilst she was asleep upstairs. She never heard a thing and the only things that got taken were a few bottles of wine, a couple of bottles of Springbank 21 malts and a couple of bottles of fancy bourbons. Her brother has secured the damaged door and made it as good as it can be and she seems remarkably alright about the whole thing. I'm livid and have no idea what to do, being thousands of miles away.I can check the rest of you whisky collection is ok brother. PM me your address and tell the wife to leave the door open 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I can check the rest of you whisky collection is ok brother. PM me your address and tell the wife to leave the door openShe's leaving that door wide open for you sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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